Fake Feelings: Banana Bus Squad

Beautiful Chaos (18)

Lui P.O.V
MY ADORABLE CHILDREN ARE AT IT AGAIN

I smiled to David as he grabbed the can of peas and motioned for me to back up. I ran across the isle to the back of the store. I checked to make sure no one was looking.

"Ready!" I shouted to him. He nodded and wound up, getting ready to throw and....Vanoss grabs his arm and throws him on the ground. I watched as David fell to the ground with a groan. Vanoss smiled over him and placed the can back on the shelf.

"Idiots." He rubbed his glabella. (Shout out to anybody who knows what that is. NO GOOGLING) I started to whistle and walk away when his glare rolled over to me. I snuck into the next isle and pretended to pick out stuff. I heard Vanoss chuckle and David shuffle off the ground. David then proceeded to make his way to me without Vanoss following him.

"Way to share the blame babe." He whispered softly in my ear. His breath tickled me, making me smile.

"It was your idea!" I said in a childish voice. He laughed. I stared up at him. I've got an idea.

"Oh I know that look." He smirked evilly. "What's up?"

"Want to have a 'friendly' competition?" I put air quotations around friendly.

"Hell yeah Lu."

"Okay, let's see how many items we can sneak into Vanoss's cart before he notices." David's eyes lit up at the idea. I hit the nail on the head. Jackpot.

"Why not put a spin on things?" I lifted and eyebrow at his words.

"A spin?" I questioned. David looked around until his eyes landed on a teenager pushing a shopping cart behind us. She looked like a real brat. Her hair was pinned up nice and she had on nails too long for her fingers. A bedazzled phone hung loosely in her hand and she walked with more purpose than needed. She wiggled her ass back and forth as she went. I wrinkled my nose. David laughed.

"Let's try it with her cart. Loser has to do whatever the other wants, for a day." I jumped up and grabbed an item from behind me. HELL YEAH!

"You're so going down." I flashed him a cheeky grin.

"We will see." He smiled. I watched her cart move over to the frozen section. I had a pair of white gloves in my hand. I heard a ring. YES A PHONE CALL! David sighed. "Lucky shot."

"All skill baby." I smirked. I walked over to her cart and threw it in while she was turned away. It landed below the children's seat every cart has. David looked around him as I walked back over. "Beat that." He grabbed onto a whisk and pointed it at me.

"Game on." The lady put her phone in her back pocket and went back to shopping. I followed behind David, slightly far back, and watched him strategize. She then reached for some peanut butter. David slid right over to her cart and put the whisk in, no problem. He turned to me and winked. "Ready to give up?"

"Hell no." I grabbed an orange from behind me and stalked the lady down the next isle. She hummed a little tune that I didn't recognize and bent down to get something from a low self. I placed the orange in the front of the cart and smiled at David. He groaned and turned to pick up another item before I heard...

"What the hell?" I looked over at the woman and she was holding the orange that I had just placed in there. I kept walking, seeing as she didn't seem to notice it was me. I kept going until I got to David who was wearing a shit eating grin and laughing.

"I WIN BITCH!" He shouted. I shushed him. "What? I never win."

"The greatest prize of all and I had to fuck it up." I smacked my head.

"Aw, it's okay. I won't make you do anything too bad." He kissed my forehead. I pouted. "First order of business, I want you to take Vanoss' left shoe and bring it here." I rolled my eyes.

"Sure."

"Sure?" He questioned. "How the heck are you going to do that?" I smiled as I thought of an idea.

"If I can get Vanoss' left shoe and bring it here, we switch places. You are under my control for a day." David thought for a moment. YES! HE'S GONNA DO IT!

"Alright. There's no way in hell he will give you that shoe." I fist pumped the air and said bye to David quickly, before proceeding to Vanoss. He was in the checkout line playing on his phone.

"Hey Vanoss can I have your left shoe?" I pointed to his feet.

"Why?"

"So Nogla can be my maid for a day." Vanoss looked down at his shoe before taking it off.

"Can I have it back?"

"Yep." I smiled. He handed the shoe over to me and I ran away cackling like an idiot. I sprinted over to David and jumped up on his back. I climbed to his shoulders and sat down, propping my chin up on his head. I waved the shoe in front of his face.

"Oh fock." His Irish accent came through. I squeezed his head.

"You lose." I laughed. He smacked his forehead and looked up at me. I leaned down and kissed him passionately. My eyes fluttered shut as David ran a hand through my hair. Thank GOD no one is around to see this pda. When we released I looked into his deep brown eyes. "You have to carry me home on your shoulders."

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