Crack-no.24

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Denki, in the common room after staring at the ceiling for 3 hours: If All Might slapped Tokoyami at 3725.95mph would he become an edible roasted bird?

Bakugou, quietly: what the fuck??

Todoroki, lighting a small fire in his palm: Would he though?

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Todoroki: OH MY GOD MY ARM IS ON FIRE

T: QUICK SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE THE POLICE ARREST ME.

Deku: W-what? Why would they arrest you for being on fire?

T: Unlawful possession of a firearm.

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Denki: I'm forgetting this thing in English again and google isn't being any help

Momo: I can help. Try to describe it.

Denki: Dirt noodle breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight.

Momo: .... a worm ?

Denki: OH WORM??

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Iida, to M****a: For someone who's 70% water you don't look very refreshing 

Ochaco: BURRNNNNNN

Iida: Water cannot be burned 

Deku: EVAPORATTEEEE

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Sero: *fails test*

Sero: As the prophecy foretold.

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Kirishima: *fails test*

Kirishima: And thus, I die.

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Mina: *fails test*

Mina: There is no escape from destiny.

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*images saying Todoroki sleeps with half his body covered with a blanket*

Me, and intellectual: Todoroki doesn't sleep.


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