exploding potatoes

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(this is a true story)

This story happened before I started working for alois and ciel!!

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me: alois what is that *points at red potato in his hands*

alois:do you wanna know?

me:yes.

alois:how badly? *smirks*

me: BADLY!

alois: then kiss me! *puckers lips and walks towards me*

me: *evil grin* claude, come heere..

claude: what? *looks at alois* da fuck?

me: *pushes him into alois making them kiss*

alois and claude:0_o *glares at me*

me: *tries to hold in laughter* IT HURTS! XD *clutches stomach* PAHAHAHAHA

alois: fine ill tell you what it is...*throws potato* Go picachu!

me: nah bro *punches potato* *potato explodes into glitter*

claude: nope *walks out*

alois: why glitter...0_o

me: >:) COOL GUYS DONT LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS! *jumps out window* c ya sexy face *grows wings and flies to phantomhive mansion*

alois: oh well, I can always make more potatoes explode..*looks at reader* we may never truly understand their powers! *runs off laughing *

spirit me: damn ,those booty shorts are ffiinneee! *pinches aloises butt* lul

alois: well if thats what you want.. *pedo face activate* *grabs me and drags to his room*

spirit me: oh im sorry, im a ghost

alois: but your not dead.. 0_o

spirit me: no im UNDEAD! *bitch slaps wall* dont you look at me in that tone of voice! >:(

alois: *slowly backs away* thats...great...bye! *runs out door*

spirit me:awwwwhhh :(

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