(made up story)
alois: whys it there?
me: so people can shove things in it! :D..
alois: ok..can I put something in?
me: yea sure, be careful though.
alois: hmm *finds banana* this will work!
me:this is gonna be messy
alois: *shoves in banana*
me: 0_o that was a bad idea..
alois: *removes squished banana* it made such a mess..shall I clean it up? *awkwardly smiles*
me:if you really wanna. claudes gonna kill you, if he catches us.
claude: *has been stood outside listening the whole time* 0_o please tell me there..not..actually
alois:ok, lets try the real thing! are you ready jasmin? this may hurt a bit, if I put too much strain on you. .
me:nah im ready.lets do this!
claude: *slams open door* your gonna get jasmin pregnant if yo-.....oh...
alois and me: 0_o what?! *trying to push pineapple into hole in wall*
claude: *sweat drops * I thought you two were..you know...um....doing it...
me and alois: *look at each other* OMG! * burst out laughing* oh claude!..poor little claude..
alois: but, you know....I wouldnt mind..you know *winks at me*
me : * blushes* alois! no! *whispers something in ear*
claude: *has demon hearing*......why.........*walks away with head in hands*
me: oops...
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kuroshitsuji randomness (my messed up imagination)
Randomthis is what happens (in my imagination) between me and my masters/freinds....some storys are real some are in my imagination ill put an indication at the top! :)