too much for poor old claude...

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(made up story)

alois: whys it there?

me: so people can shove things in it! :D..

alois: ok..can I put something in?

me: yea sure, be careful though.

alois: hmm *finds banana* this will work!

me:this is gonna be messy

alois: *shoves in banana*

me: 0_o that was a bad idea..

alois: *removes squished banana* it made such a mess..shall I clean it up? *awkwardly smiles*

me:if you really wanna. claudes gonna kill you, if he catches us.

claude: *has been stood outside listening the whole time* 0_o please tell me there..not..actually

alois:ok, lets try the real thing! are you ready jasmin? this may hurt a bit, if I put too much strain on you. .

me:nah im ready.lets do this!

claude: *slams open door* your gonna get jasmin pregnant if yo-.....oh...

alois and me: 0_o what?! *trying to push pineapple into hole in wall*

claude: *sweat drops * I thought you two were..you know...um....doing it...

me and alois: *look at each other* OMG! * burst out laughing* oh claude!..poor little claude..

alois: but, you know....I wouldnt mind..you know *winks at me*

me : * blushes* alois! no! *whispers something in ear*

claude: *has demon hearing*......why.........*walks away with head in hands*

me: oops...

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