the missing shoes

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(true story)

me: finny!! *shouting from bedroom window*

finny: hi jasmin! good morning,whats up?

me: it appears that my favorite black boots are missing! do you know where they could be?!

finny: no , sorry miss jasmin! *walks off to spray the garden with herbacide*

me: *facepalms * no, finny thats herbacide!!

finny: *turns to me* what?!

me: nevermind...

finny: *shrugs*

me: *walks to sebastians room* hey, um sebastian? *knocks*

sebastian: *opens door* can I help you jasmin? *looks at me*

me: uuh..well...you see, I cant find my shoes! *points down to socks*

sebastian: *arches an eyebrow* is that so?, well im sorry for that. go ask the young master. *shuts door*

me: *bangs door * but sebassttiiaannn!....

sebastian:......im busy....

me:fine, looks like ill have to use other means to find them...*thinks* ooh I know! *calls lizzie*

lizzie: hello jasmin!, whats the trouble?

me: I lost those shoes I bought last week...can u come help me look?

lizzie: sure! ill get ciel to help too! be there in 20! *hangs up*

me: problem solved..

~ at lunch ~

me: mey-rin, wheres the silver ware? *looking franticaly*

mey rin: its missing again?!!?

me:*sigh* go set up the table would you, we have a vistor arriving soon.

mey rin: u-uh yea! ill get right on it! *trips*

me: *walks out with facepalm* try not to break anything...

* at the front door stood with ciel*

me: * nudges with elbow* hey, wheres sebastian?

ciel: *frowns* Im not entirely sure jasmin, he seemed annoyed earlier...it takes alot to annoy him though..

me: *poker face* oh...thats a shame.

ciel: *pushes me* why the heck did you call lizzie over anyway?!! *glares*

me:....I couldnt find my shoes...and I panicked. .

ciel: *annoyed* your an idiot, you should have just come and got me! we can get you another pair!

me: *pouts* im sorry my lord.*phone rings* hello??

lizzie: hi jasmin..uh im sorry but im not allowed to come, look outside, bye!! *hangs up *

me : * puts down phone* well that was weird..

ciel: whats going on?

me: she cant come. but she said to look outside..

ciel: *relaxes* thank god..well then, lets check outside *reaches for door*

me: *slow motion dives on him* NOOO!

ciel: get off me you idiot!!! *shoves*

me: but its suspicious...hold on * walks off somewhere*

ciel :  0_o  I have a bad feeling

me: *brings grells chainsaw to front door* ok, now im ready! *grins*

ciel: *facepalm* why and how?..

me: meh im just borrowing it, and im protecting you my lord! *smiles triumphantly*

ciel: but arent you a vampire? why do you need that...

me: *face goes serious* you should never have to see me like that.

ciel: *backs up* ookay..

me: 3..2..1..whaaaappooww! * pushes open door*

ciel: *laughs* oh, seems like lizzy sent a gift!

me: *jumps up and down* yay! new boots and a dress! *grabs stuff*

ciel : 0_o

me: *runs up to ciel* *grabs shoulders* your fiancee is a good woman ciel. a good woman.

ciel: why did I hire you? *glomps*

me: because im awesome! *runs inside bumps into sebastian* hey seba-

sebastian: I dont want to know. * picks me up and puts me down behind him*

me: but sebastian!

sebastian: *puts up hand and walks off*

me: :'(

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