(true story)
me: finny!! *shouting from bedroom window*
finny: hi jasmin! good morning,whats up?
me: it appears that my favorite black boots are missing! do you know where they could be?!
finny: no , sorry miss jasmin! *walks off to spray the garden with herbacide*
me: *facepalms * no, finny thats herbacide!!
finny: *turns to me* what?!
me: nevermind...
finny: *shrugs*
me: *walks to sebastians room* hey, um sebastian? *knocks*
sebastian: *opens door* can I help you jasmin? *looks at me*
me: uuh..well...you see, I cant find my shoes! *points down to socks*
sebastian: *arches an eyebrow* is that so?, well im sorry for that. go ask the young master. *shuts door*
me: *bangs door * but sebassttiiaannn!....
sebastian:......im busy....
me:fine, looks like ill have to use other means to find them...*thinks* ooh I know! *calls lizzie*
lizzie: hello jasmin!, whats the trouble?
me: I lost those shoes I bought last week...can u come help me look?
lizzie: sure! ill get ciel to help too! be there in 20! *hangs up*
me: problem solved..
~ at lunch ~
me: mey-rin, wheres the silver ware? *looking franticaly*
mey rin: its missing again?!!?
me:*sigh* go set up the table would you, we have a vistor arriving soon.
mey rin: u-uh yea! ill get right on it! *trips*
me: *walks out with facepalm* try not to break anything...
* at the front door stood with ciel*
me: * nudges with elbow* hey, wheres sebastian?
ciel: *frowns* Im not entirely sure jasmin, he seemed annoyed earlier...it takes alot to annoy him though..
me: *poker face* oh...thats a shame.
ciel: *pushes me* why the heck did you call lizzie over anyway?!! *glares*
me:....I couldnt find my shoes...and I panicked. .
ciel: *annoyed* your an idiot, you should have just come and got me! we can get you another pair!
me: *pouts* im sorry my lord.*phone rings* hello??
lizzie: hi jasmin..uh im sorry but im not allowed to come, look outside, bye!! *hangs up *
me : * puts down phone* well that was weird..
ciel: whats going on?
me: she cant come. but she said to look outside..
ciel: *relaxes* thank god..well then, lets check outside *reaches for door*
me: *slow motion dives on him* NOOO!
ciel: get off me you idiot!!! *shoves*
me: but its suspicious...hold on * walks off somewhere*
ciel : 0_o I have a bad feeling
me: *brings grells chainsaw to front door* ok, now im ready! *grins*
ciel: *facepalm* why and how?..
me: meh im just borrowing it, and im protecting you my lord! *smiles triumphantly*
ciel: but arent you a vampire? why do you need that...
me: *face goes serious* you should never have to see me like that.
ciel: *backs up* ookay..
me: 3..2..1..whaaaappooww! * pushes open door*
ciel: *laughs* oh, seems like lizzy sent a gift!
me: *jumps up and down* yay! new boots and a dress! *grabs stuff*
ciel : 0_o
me: *runs up to ciel* *grabs shoulders* your fiancee is a good woman ciel. a good woman.
ciel: why did I hire you? *glomps*
me: because im awesome! *runs inside bumps into sebastian* hey seba-
sebastian: I dont want to know. * picks me up and puts me down behind him*
me: but sebastian!
sebastian: *puts up hand and walks off*
me: :'(
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