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babyhoneyharry: hellooo

3 hours later

babyhoneyharry: are you dead??

cockytommo: hii sorry I just woke up we talked till like five am last night 😦

babyhoneyharry: yeah sorry I fell asleep on you

cockytommo: it was cute I heard you snore 😍

babyhoneyharry: I do not snore 😤

cockytommo: i beg to differ

babyhoneyharry: well each to their own i guess

cockytommo: the truth hurts harold

babyhoneyharry: so do lies

cockytommo: oi shut up, what are you up to?

babyhoneyharry: eating breakfast 😋

cockytommo: what are you eating

babyhoneyharry: avocado toast 🥑

cockytommo: ffs of course you are 😒

babyhoneyharry: uh excuse me

cockytommo: you hipsters and your fucking avocados 😤

babyhoneyharry: who hurt you

cockytommo: avocados are the worst fucking thing to exist apart from donald trump

babyhoneyharry: hey what's so wrong with avocados 😞

cockytommo: just they're annoying!! and a stupid trendy food like everyone has to post their avocado toast pictures on instagram

babyhoneyharry: check instagram

cockytommo:

cockytommo: BLOCKED AND REPORTED

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cockytommo: BLOCKED AND REPORTED

cockytommo: i cannot believe you did that I almost unfollowed 😤

babyhoneyharry: you're tasteless because this taste sooo good

babyhoneyharry: 🥑🥑🥑🥑❤️❤️❤️❤️

cockytommo: 🔪🥑😡😡😡😡

babyhoneyharry: I've never met someone who hates something as little like an avocado with so much passion

cockytommo: well welcome to my life

babyhoneyharry: I see you didn't even bother to like the picture

cockytommo: i will not endorse that type of post

babyhoneyharry: meanie 🥺

cockytommo: don't you dare

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