Group chat #9

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Five: KLAUS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

Diego: I'm not getting involved

Five: NOBODY ASKED YOU TO

Klaus: oooooooo drama

Diego: bro...I don't think your in the position to say that

Klaus: oh

Five: have you been making bets on me?!

Klaus: no

Luther: YES

Diego: what's your problem L

Luther: L?

Diego: you don't deserve a name

Allison: why are you all so mean?!

Vanya: why can't we all just calm down and listen to some music?

Diego: What century do you think this is?

Vanya: I'm sorry?

Klaus: OH MY GOSH I HAVE BIG NEWS

Diego: oh no

Klaus: SOMETHING AWESOME JUST HAPPENED!

Luther: What?

Klaus: huh??

Diego: you just said something awesome just happened...

Klaus: oh yeah... I forgot

Luther: what kind of drugs are you on?

Klaus: honestly I'm not sure

Diego: bro you need to stop

Five: DO I EVEN EXIST!

Luther: considering you just texted that I'd say yes

Klaus: what if our universe is just like a brain cell of an ant in another universe and then that universe is the brain cell of an ant in another, another universe.

Luther: ?

Allison: what

Diego: he used good grammar...I'm proud

Klaus: but my theory... ok :(

Five: Klaus I will ask you one more time...have you been betting on me?

Klaus: no

Diego: That was Luther

Allison: what ever happened?

Five: someone has been making money off me! Betting that I will never grow or who the next person the I might 'kill' could be

Diego: Klaus isn't smart enough to do that

Klaus: *highfives Diego*

Diego: haha

Klaus: wait...HEY

Klaus left the chat

Diego: wait bro I didn't mean it!

Diego: Klaus...

Diego left the chat

48 hours later (2 days)

Luther: where is everyone gone?

Allison: um

Klaus: hi Luther

Luther: Shut up Klaus

Diego: this is why you weren't invited

Vanya: DIEGO!!!!!!

Diego: What?

Luther: where did you all go?!

Klaus: Waterpark

Luther: I- WHA-

Diego: look bro we did you a favour

Luther: HOW!?

Diego: well I assumed that you didn't want to go out looking like that

Luther: like what?!

Klaus: shh Diego

Diego: I'm busy now bye

Klaus: sorry Luther

Vanya: bye :(

Allison: Sorry

Luther: oh

5 hours later

Luther: hi

Diego: What part of don't talk to me don't you understand?!

Luther: you never said that

Diego: in fact I did like 5000000000 times by now

Klaus: am I the only one that struggled reading that number

Diego: nah same

Luther: you wrote it

Diego: typed* I typed it

Klaus: guys I just made spaghetti tacos!!!!!!!!

Luther: what's that?

Diego: have you never seen iCarly?

Luther: what's an iCarly?

Klaus: bye bish

Klaus left the chat

Diego: same tho

Diego left the chat

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This is probably my worst 'group chat' yet and I'm really sorry but I really felt like I needed to post something so here it is, hopefully you guys didn't hate it haha.

Oh yes I nearly forgot, if anyone has any requests please let me know and don't be shy haha I'm very openminded and am ok with any ideas, I may not write all but I will definitely consider them.

Thank you for reading

Summer x

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