The sad truth about you being a Creepypasta.
Aries: Every Creepypasta is afraid of you.
Taurus: You fail your job because you can't bring yourself to kill people.
Gemini: None of the Creepypastas respect you.
Cancer: None of the Creepypastas like you.
Leo: Zalgo kidnapped you so now you serve him and are an enemy of the Creepypastas.
Virgo: Everyone makes you look like you're weak.
Libra: You suck at using a weapon.
Scorpio: Slenderman is planing to sacrifice you.
Sagittarius: You got caught outside and arrested, yet no one came to break you out.
Capricorn: Multiple Creepypastas have attempted to kill you.
Aquarius: You're the main target of KageKao's pranks.
Pisces: The other Creepypastas pick on you.
