JAMES P.O.V.
I've been talking to shreK for about a week and half now. He's truly amazing. We're not together yet, but we're in that stage of like flirting and kinda dating, but not yet. I was going through my daily ritual of stalking his account, when suddenly I saw a picture he had posted in 1933 with my arch enemyBARRY B. BENSON?!?!!!! WHAT THE HELL! THIS DUMB BEE HAD MY MAN OVER 80 YEARS AGO?!! OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO!
I quickly stomped upstairs to my closet to put on my bed keeper suit. I did my makeup accordingly in yellow and black because I'm an aesthetic sister.
I called an Uber to come pick me up because I've failed my drivers test 18 times. When I got in the car the driver looked at me startled from my appearance but said nothing. When we got to the hive I threw a James Charles x morphe pallet at the driver and yeeted myself out of the car. The driver yelled that I couldn't pay with this but I couldn't care less and kept walking towards BaRrYs hive. When I got there I took an aesthetic picture and captioned it "save the bees sisters" and posted it.
I then took the bat I brought and whacked the shit outta his hiveNo one messes around with my shrexxy boy. Fiona's next
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James X Shrek
FanfictionTheir love is forbidden..but it's true. Will Fiona break these two lovers up? Will the constant onion stench drive James away? Read this story to find out! Featuring appearances from the Damelios, the hype house, and Barry B Benson?!?!?!