Jealous James

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JAMES P.O.V.
I've been talking to shreK for about a week and half now. He's truly amazing. We're not together yet, but we're in that stage of like flirting and kinda dating, but not yet. I was going through my daily ritual of stalking his account, when suddenly I saw a picture he had posted in 1933 with my arch enemy

 I was going through my daily ritual of stalking his account, when suddenly I saw a picture he had posted in 1933 with my arch enemy

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BARRY B. BENSON?!?!!!! WHAT THE HELL! THIS DUMB BEE HAD MY MAN OVER 80 YEARS AGO?!! OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO!

I quickly stomped upstairs to my closet to put on my bed keeper suit. I did my makeup accordingly in yellow and black because I'm an aesthetic sister.

I called an Uber to come pick me up because I've failed my drivers test 18 times. When I got in the car the driver looked at me startled from my appearance but said nothing. When we got to the hive I threw a James Charles x morphe pallet at the driver and yeeted myself out of the car. The driver yelled that I couldn't pay with this but I couldn't care less and kept walking towards BaRrYs hive. When I got there I took an aesthetic picture and captioned it "save the bees sisters" and posted it.
I then took the bat I brought and whacked the shit outta his hive

No one messes around with my shrexxy boy. Fiona's next

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