Mario and I Luigi reaction to ships

Bowser x Mimi

Bowser: will you date me.

Mimi turned into a giant spider.

Mimi: NOOOOOO!

Bowser: AHHHHH A SPIDER!

He burned her to a crisp.

Mario: A little jumpey there Bowser. Mabye you can give my brother a run for his money.

Bowser: what no. I was just surprised that is all.

Mario: 😏 right sure. Not like you faced her before.

Bowser: shut up before I kill. You.

Mario: you can't kill me with how stupid you are.

Bowser: why you little piece of shit.

Mario: totally original Bowser.

Bowser: thanks.

Mario:🤦‍♂️