WARMNING: this is very sexy and original and i worked very hard like keefs willy
lance got revived by allura because she a prick and decided she finally wanted to bang him. but lance killed her. allura is a prick and lance fucked her dead body with a pickaxe then he got sad "OH DEAR GOD" he exclaimed "I AM NOT A HETERO (im defimnite;y not a 12 yr olf)"
he sobbed and grabbed al;ura by the pussy and asshole like a bowling bal;l and michael rosen jumped in and screeched "NOICE" in lances ear and lance got HIV from alluras dead body
"what the fuck michael" he spladazzled vocally
"good day lance my sexy mashed potato let me put u in my mouth"
"ok in a minute i have dead alien vagina sauce on my fingers"
Lance blushed kawaiily and went to the bathroom/. he was in the middle of wasjimg his hamnds with keef juice when suddenly Michael Rosen came in and leaned sexily on the door frame
"m-michael,," the blue paladin said, bending over the sink and pushin his ass out on display. Michael licked his lips and clicked his tongue.
"Oh, oh damn, mashed potato. thats so hot. god NOICE ugh the blood is rushing to my gordon ramsay penetrator //>w<// oof oh god damn please lan ce let me go inside of u oh yes let me spray my salad cream in ur fresh casserole"
"ok daddy eat m,y ass like ur mummys choclit cake"
lance whip nae naed over to michael and bent over to reveal a huuuuuuge vagina between his bum cheeks
michael cackled and thrust his entire body inside, and suddenl y there was a glowuing light
michael rosen's skin peeled back to reveal,,, ALLURA :0
lance gasped
"I THOUGTH U WERE THE PLUM VORER" he said as he realised his gay tendencies "give me ur children allura"
"jokes on u my child died"
"no ur allura not michael stop lying"
"ok lance u useless hoe u fucked my dead body so now i will fuck urs"
michale *cough* i mean allura started expanding like ant man in thanoses butthole
spyro flew out of lances nostril as allura continued to expand. lance was going to explazzle. Suddenly, a flustered and sweaty boy sauce covered keef leapt in and gasped dramatically.
"LASAGNE!!! NOOOO" he yelled and he ran over to michael rosen/allura and expels baldi from his asshole and baldi whacked allura with his ruler then dissipated into thin air
keef grabbed the weakened allura by her hair and pulled her out of lances pussy and vored her
then he snogged lance and they did the fricc fracc on alluras body and they liuved happily ever after
THE END
