Chapter 14: VAVOOM

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"VAVOOM!" the Doctor exclaimed swinging upside-down to appear under the TARDIS floorboard looking at Amy. "Vawhat?" she asked both grumpily and humorously. "Vavoom, silly." he said. A couple of days ago, her boyfriend, Roary died. Wait, who's Roary? Oh never mind, it's not important.

You're not important, mother fritter! I'm important you fool! I'm awesome! PIKLZ! Yolo, dude! VAVOOM! Matthew in ze house!

"Outside those doors are the oldest words in the universe. The TARDIS can translate any language in time. Once we open those doors..." "We can see the oldest words ever!" Amy cut him off. "O...o...o...oldest words ever?" I asked, booting up. "Ah, Rados! You're awake!"he said.

"Yes Doctor," I said "please continue." "As I was saying, Amy Pond, we will be the first to see these words." He snapped his fingers and the TARDIS doors opened. "I'll turn on the monitor for you, Rados." "Much obliged." I announced.

Announced? Who announces anything anymore? SAY SAID! Picklz! Shut up! Why? Luuuuzzzer! Shut...up.

Outside, from the monitor, I heard Amy say "No way." The doctor then said "Hello sweetie." In the mountain made of diamond read the following:

HELLO SWEETY

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