preciousboi: Lilly, flirting: I heard you like funny people, in fact my entire life is a j o k e -
Lilmeme:... Scarily accurate-
Lilmeme: I don't like it so I'm gonna quote you now-
Darkmagiciangirl: can I quote him too?
Preciousboi: w h y ?
Lilmeme: lol sure m8-
Preciousboi: if it was someone else, I wouldn't be this worried but
Preciousboi: it isn't-
Lilmeme: Peter, getting a basic maths question wrong: welp, guess I gotta look cute so they forget I don't know basic maths-
Darkmagiciangirl: oof good one-
Darkmagiciangirl: Peter: Don't let being a dumb bitch stop you from reaching your dreams-
Narcissist: how did you know my mantra-
Clunt: the preciousboi????? Cursing???? What is this life¿??¿¿¿???
Lilmeme: :0
Badassqueen: I r e m e m b e r a g o o d o n e
Preciousboi: n o y o u d o n ' t -
Badassqueen: y e s i d o -
Lilmeme: spill the tea sis-
Preciousboi: leave the tea alone-
Badassqueen: "you ever feel so gay like hey what's your name mine is fucking g a y right now"- Peter Benjamin Parker A.K.A bisexual disaster-
Preciousboi: stop harrassing the tea-
Lilmeme: I'm keeping this and cherishing this forever-
Preciousboi: if you share this, I will hunt you down
Lilmeme: I'll keep a pack of peppermints and mints with me for the rest my life then
Preciousboi: ahhhh
Preciousboi: m y o n l y w e a k n e s s
Lilmeme: h a
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Strangerthanfiction: why the fuck did Tony roller skate into my office holding a pina colada while wearing sunglasses?Strangerthanfiction: goddammit Parker come collect your dad from my office-
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Lilmeme: hey Andy bro-nolastname:... w h a t -
Lilmeme: y'know your clothes are gr8 m8 8/8 but
Lilmeme: I think they'd look better on Peter's bedroom floor-
Preciousboi:... I'm outside your window knock knock open up bitch-
Lilmeme: *throws mints*
Preciousboi: *hisses*
Lilmeme: I ' m s a f e
Preciousboi: f o r n o w
Narcissist: you do know it's
Narcissist: ummm,,,,late
Greengiant: hey assholes I'm getting notifications when I want to sleep
Greengiant: I wanna sleep for once
Preciousboi: I wanna kashoot myself but we can't all get what we want-
Narcissist: p e t e r n o -
Lilmeme: mood™
nolastname: fuckin mood m8™
Greengiant: a h h h h h h h -
YOU ARE READING
mistake (Avengers and others Chatfic + like two of my OC's because why not-)
Fanfictionso Peter Fucking Parker makes a chat with the Avengers and others and hijinks ensue (everyone is alive here- I'm not a monster)