Lilmeme: y'know, when I die, you'll be disappointed when you look through my search history since it's just basic words that I wasn't sure I was using right-
Memequeen: what a mood my dude-
Lilmeme: :0 t h a n k y o u
Lilmeme: i t r y
Lilmeme: i r e a l l y d o -
Memequeen: I recognize that and I appreciate it
Lilmeme: thank you :>
Preciousboi: okay listen here I need hElP-
Memequeen: what did you do
Preciousboi: let's just say I need to escape the disappointed stare of Strange-
Lilmeme: that doesn't narrow it down much
Lilmeme: you know that, right?
Preciousboi: understandable have a good day
Darkmagiciangirl: what's happened Peter?
Preciousboi: okay so I was talking about Sherlock with Mr. Stark and Mr. Strange was there too and I went on about about how I can't really say Benedict Cumberbatch's full name
Darkmagiciangirl: yes???
Preciousboi: I can't be bothered to write in in paragraphs so I'm gonna write in a different format-
Preciousboi:
Mr. Stark: *giving substitutes for Benedict Cumberbatch's name*Mr. Stark: what about B.C?
Me, a fuckin idiot:.... B e f o r e
C u m b e r b a t c h ? ?Mr. Stark:
Me, still a fucking idiot:
Mr. Stark: b e a u t i f u l , , , , , i l o v e y o u m y s o n -
Strange: *gives me the "you're a fucking disgrace to society-" and "I'm not mad, just disappointed" stares at the same time somehow-*
Memequeen: this is so sad
Lilmeme: hey Alexa
Darkmagiciangirl: play d e s p a c i t o
Memequeen: sOmEbODy oNcE tOlD mE-
Lilmeme: tHe wOrLD wAs gOnNa rOlL mE-
Darkmagiciangirl: I aIn'T tHE sHaRPeSt tOoL
Preciousboi: .
Preciousboi: iN tHe sHeD-
Memequeen: y A y -
---------------------------------------------------------Preciousboi: hey Lils-
Lilmeme: yeah wot
Preciousboi: I just realized that you never told who me you're dating
Lilmeme: you realized that now
Lilmeme: at 5am
Lilmeme: why are you even awake
Preciousboi: you replied instantly and I know you never sleep so you're one to talk
Lilmeme: b u t s t i l l t h o -
Preciousboi: n o b u t s t i l l t h o -
Lilmeme: I mean,,,, I care more about your health than mines so-
Preciousboi: I'm both flattered and concerned
Preciousboi: anyways, spill the tea my dudette
Lilmeme: you said to stop harrassing the tea so I will
Lilmeme: #leavethefuckingteaalone-
Preciousboi: that's the best hashtag I've seen in a while but still tell me please-
Lilmeme: n o
preciousboi: w e ' r e l i k e s i b l i n g s
Preciousboi: p l e a s e
Preciousboi: o r i ' l l n e v e r s l e e p
Lilmeme: fine
Preciousboi: :D
Lilmeme: I'm going to give you a clue
Preciousboi: :<
Lilmeme: she's someone you know and are good friends with
Preciousboi: Shuri?
Lilmeme: n o -
Lilmeme: ew⁴ we're like sisters m8
Preciousboi: ummmmmm
Preciousboi: MJ?
Lilmeme: nope-
Preciousboi: ahhhhhhh
Preciousboi: tell me
Lilmeme: n o -
YOU ARE READING
mistake (Avengers and others Chatfic + like two of my OC's because why not-)
Fanfictionso Peter Fucking Parker makes a chat with the Avengers and others and hijinks ensue (everyone is alive here- I'm not a monster)