Guyinthechair: I thought if I asked you would be like idk-
Preciousboi: tru cause idk
fucku: lol
Guyinthechair: hhhhhhh
Preciousboi: IM BAD AT DECISIONS YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS
preciousboi: IM A LIBRA
fucku: I'm dead inside-
preciousboi: MJ no
fucku: MJ yes
fucku: n o o n e c a n s t o p m e -
Guyinthechair: I'll tell Lils
fucku: one person can stop me
preciousboi: oof same
Lilmeme: nice to know I can scare people into stopping-
Guyinthechair: Lillian and MJ would be such a power couple-
Guyinthechair: don't @ me tho-
fucku: bold of you to assume we're not already dating-
Preciousboi: But Lilian said she wasn't dating you?????
Preciousboi: Actually,,,, why the fuck did I believe her?
Preciousboi: I barely know any girls my age-
Guyinthechair: oof same
Preciousboi: I know-
Preciousboi: we're best friends-
Preciousboi: we go to the same school y'know-
Guyinthechair: wE dO??????
Guyinthechair: why didn't you tell me tho-
Guyinthechair: we're supposed to be best friends
Guyinthechair: :(
Lilmeme: WAIT SHUSH HETRO-
Guyinthechair: okay-
Guyinthechair: why tho-
Lilmeme: I'm playing Jenga with Cunt and it was my go
Lilmeme: oh fuck gotta go again brb
Guyinthechair: so-
Lilmeme: HOW THE FUCC DID HE GET THAT FUCKIN PIECE
Lilmeme: SJDBDNNJSKKADFB
Cunt: bow down to my superiority bitch-
Lilmeme: I m c a l l i n g s t r a n g e -
Cunt: NO DON'T PLEASE-
Lilmeme: di
Lilmeme: did you just knock over the tower?
Cunt: YES YOU WIN CONGRATS DON'T TELL STRANGE-
Lilmeme: Jesus Christ okay
Preciousboi: why are you so scared of Uncle Strange, Clint?
Cunt: you can call me uncle since you call all the other Male Avengers uncle-
Cunt: well,,,, apart from Tony
Preciousboi: c l i n t -
fucku: oof rejected by the most precious guy here-
Cunt: :'(
Preciousboi: don't do this
Cunt: :'((((((((
Preciousboi: fine
Preciousboi: uncle Clint,,,, why are you scared of Dr. Strange-
Cunt: ^•^
Dum-e: ^W^
fucku: awwwww
fucku: Dum-e is the cutest
Cunt: -W-
Preciousboi: can I know now?
Cunt: oh yeah sure-
Cunt: remember that time he said he was gonna tell Steve about my language?
Preciousboi: ye
Cunt: well,,, he sent me on this fuccin trippy ass journey and it was absolutely scarring and scary and creepy and just so weird ewwww⁴
Lilmeme: you're w e a k -
Cunt: I swear this is bullying
fucku: I agree with lils
Guyinthechair: same
Cunt: you're all dicks
Preciousboi: :'0
Preciousboi: uncle privileges are gone-
Cunt: NO I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A DICK
Preciousboi: too late,,, they're gone-
Strangerthanfiction: Clint why the fuck did you call Peter a dick
Lilmeme: *fucc
Strangerthanfiction: it's like you wanna be killed by Loki and even Gamora if she heard you-
Strangerthanfiction: Lilian I am disowning you
Lilmeme: n o D':
Strangerthanfiction: don't do this
Lilmeme: :'^
Strangerthanfiction: I don't even know what the fuck that even means but it's making me feel guilty-
Lilmeme: ;(
Strangerthanfiction: you're winking at me sadly????
Strangerthanfiction: fine I'll take you back
Lilmeme: •0•
Lilmeme: ^-^
Strangerthanfiction: god,,, that's fuckin adorable-
Strangerthanfiction: I don't like these emotions I'm feeling right now
Lilmeme: :3
Strangerthanfiction: hhhhhhhhhh stahp-
Lilmeme: :333
Strangerthanfiction: you're killing me you lil fuck-
Lilmeme: >:3c
Preciousboi: Dr. Strange?
Strangerthanfiction: yes?
Preciousboi: why are you so sensitive about the name Benedict Cumberbatch-
fucku: don't you mean Breadstick crustybuns-
Guyinthechair: no I think he means Benedoop cumberban
Lilmeme: you lot are idiots
Lilmeme: he obviously means Benefit Dumbledore-
Preciousboi: what the hecc...
Preciousboi: anyways,,,, could you please answer-
Chimichanga joined the chat
Chimichanga: okay so in another universe,,,, Dr. Wizard guy is Benedict Cumberbatch and like,,,it must be weird with knowing that people fuck up your name in every universe-
Chimichanga left the chat
Lilmeme: I swear,,, Deadpool is the Kool aid man to fourth walls-
YOU ARE READING
mistake (Avengers and others Chatfic + like two of my OC's because why not-)
Fanfictionso Peter Fucking Parker makes a chat with the Avengers and others and hijinks ensue (everyone is alive here- I'm not a monster)