mistake (Avengers and others Chatfic + like two of my OC's because why not-)

c r u m b -

Lilmeme: h e y d e p u t y c r u m b ™

Preciousboi: what-

Lilmeme: say kid backwards

Preciousboi: okay look I'm not having the best day today so I'm not really in the mood for vines

Preciousboi: sorry-

Lilmeme: oh come on! Please-

Preciousboi: fine

Preciousboi: dik???

Lilmeme: hahahahhahhahahhah that's gay-

Lilmeme: thanks-

Lilmeme: :3

Lilmeme joined ppps

Lilmeme: PPPS FUCKIN ASSEMBLE NOW-

Guyinthechair: I came as fast as I could

fucku: the fuck's up,,,, who we gotta murder?

LilAnt:  *who we gotta hurt

fucku: n o -

Guyinthechair: Peter Parker Protection squad successfully assembled-

Guyinthechair: hey, why don't we tell the Avengers and friends ™ about this chat?

Lilmeme: I've explained this a million times Ned-

Lilmeme: when it comes to Peter,,, the Avengers and friends™ will murder who ever hurts him

Lilmeme: (the guardians and Andy apply too. Especially Gamora,,, she seems to have a soft spot for Pete :3)

LilAnt: while we will just severely injury them

Guyinthechair: understandable continue-

Lilmeme: imma have a chat with him about it and I'll tell you the results-

Lilmeme: just thought I should give you a heads up-

fucku: of course-

LilAnt: try and get what you can

Guyinthechair: don't let us down-

Lilmeme: I won't-
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Lilmeme started a private chat called "fuckin talk Pete"

Lilmeme added Preciousboi

Lilmeme: hey Peter

Lilmeme: h e y

Lilmeme: rEpLy pLEAse

Lilmeme: p e t e r

Lilmeme: did you change your name or something???

Lilmeme: uhhhhhh,,,,

Lilmeme: t o m h o l l a n d a n s w e r -

Lilmeme: h e y m y d u d e

Lilmeme: w e n e e d t o t a l k -

Lilmeme: I k n o w y o u ' v e s e e n t h e s e

Lilmeme: answer or I'll tell the Avengers and friends ™ about Flash-

Lilmeme: they won't be too happy-

Lilmeme: especially Gamora and Loki

Lilmeme: they w i l l kill him-

Preciousboi: FINE-

Preciousboi: fuckin hell you're stubborn

Lilmeme: it's a great quality I have-

Lilmeme: now what's going on?

Preciousboi: there's no point in lying is there?

Lilmeme: n o p e -

Preciousboi: flash found out-

Lilmeme: about what?

Lilmeme: OH

Preciousboi: ikr

Lilmeme: when did he find out?

Preciousboi: 3 weeks ago?

Lilmeme: THREE WEEKS AGO AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME

Preciousboi: I knew you were gonna react like that-

Lilmeme: listen,,, just know that I'm not blaming you. I'm just pissed that you didn't tell me sooner-

Preciousboi: sorry

Lilmeme: no it's okay don't worry about it don't cry

Preciousboi: hOw dId yOu kNoW I wAs aBOuT tO cRy-

Lilmeme: I'm psychic-

Lilmeme: did he call you by your last name

Preciousboi: y e p

Preciousboi: didn't bring back the best memories in the world-

Lilmeme: well listen here,,, it doesn't matter what that asshole says. You're Peter-Fucking-Benjamin Parker

Preciousboi: you can say my last name you know-

Lilmeme: okay then

Lilmeme: YOU ARE NOT PENNY PARKER YOU ARE PETER PARKER AND IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE ME, MJ AND NED WILL SEVERELY INJURE THEM

Preciousboi: n o n e e d t o b e s o
a g g r e s i v e a b o u t i t -

Lilmeme: sorry-

Preciousboi: no it's good-

Preciousboi: thanks for forcing me into this talk-

Lilmeme: i t w a s f o r t h e g r e a t e r g o o d -

Preciousboi: ye-
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Lilmeme: I've got my report-

fucku: how did it go?

LilAnt: yeah please say you did well-

Lilmeme: well, it took a fuckload of spamming to get his attention but it went better than I thought it would

Guyinthechair: what was the problem

Lilmeme: Flash found out about his last name and stuff

fucku: WHAT- WHEN

Lilmeme: THREE FUCKIN WEEKS AGO

fucku: why didn't he tell us sooner?

Lilmeme: honestly,,, I don't know. Let's keep a closer eye on him in the future though

Guyinthechair: god damn flash

Lilmeme: mood

Lilmeme: well,,, PPPS disassemble-

LilAnt: well,,,I gotta go see you guys soon

Guyinthechair: bye

fucku: bye Scott

Lilmeme: take care-