This is a joke chapter and I took some things from Lilboi77 and that rule chapter because I think it's funny I hope you don't mind...
No ones POV
"FUK DA POLICE" the drunk Russian screamed as a high Netherlands's was joining in yelling "FUK DA POLICE" to
Ukraine was trying to take Canada's maple syrup away from him because he had SPiLt iT On HiM "GIVE ME MY DAMN SODA YOU HUNK OF JUNK" a angry American yelled while kicking at a vending machine while France yelled at him to stop while south had to listen to moaning because Japan decided to bring one of those hentias were you could listen to it with head phone and he/she(idk) HAD THE GOD FUCKING VOLUME ALL THE WHY UP Germany was about to smack Poland for calling him "germs" 1000000 times then we had Britain just sipping his tea while blasting "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" over and over again after a while The American BOI got tired so he went over to Russia and said "hello you drunk commie" while Japan screamed "NOW KISS" getting weird looks from country's Philippines was and the floor in a ball wondering were it all went wrong as America and a drunk Russia made out while their shippers including the writer videoed them having nose bleeds as their ship happened(fuk Philippines my secret) while Australia came in carrying fuking a million animals then everyone smelled burning and "OMG AUSTRALIA YOUR ON FIRE" Mexico screamed still eating his tacos while Russia and America left to.....do some things soon Australia made the building catch on fire and the country's died while Russia and America had millions of kids to replace them but America died from giving birth to so many countries at once and passed away so Russia committed not alive because he need his waifu with him
~The end~
I had way to much fun with this
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Rusame oneshots(Russia x America)
FanfictionI'm a sucker for this ship Just read the rules and request I guess ⚠️ warnings ⚠️ Touchy subjects Gayness(boyxboy) Dark themes sometimes Smut And other things
