Avengers oneshots||Irondad||Spiderson

Wisdom teeth

Yo yo yo, Peter is 17 and Tony is his dad (the usual ya know), enjoy lol

Third P.O.V
"Peter, get up" Tony stood in the doorway of Peters room, all he got was a grunt in return
"Our appointment is in like an hour, hurry up kid, or I'll get Nat to drag you out"
"When did the billionaire, playboy, something, something care about being on time?" Peter replied with a smirk,
"It doesn't relate to meetings and it's about your health so get up now," Tony swiftly ripped the blanket of his son,
"But what if he's like the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors!"
"Huh?"
"Ya know, human eating plant?"
"Just get ready, we can talk in the car"
"Ugh fine"

Tony P.O.V
I handed Peter his breakfast, his hair was still slightly wet but he was dressed,
"Are you excited?" I smirked,
"Oh yes definitely, one hundred percent," his voice oozing with sarcasm,
"Good because you boys have 32 minutes" Pepper walked in, her heals tapping the floor,
"Good morning Pepper dearest," I kissed her quickly and she lovingly smirked, it was nice.
"Ughhhhhh" Peter slammed his head on the counter,
"Morning sweetie,"
"Morning mom.."
"Nervous?
"Extremely"
"So I teen angst, but you get a genuine response? Unfair" I shot my wife a fake pout,
"Too bad, dearest" she mocked my voice, Peter laughed,
"You've got to finish your hair kid, then get some stuff ready, the dentist is a bit of a drive and Pep wouldn't let me fly,"
"Fiiinnnneeeeeeee"

~~~~~

We piled into the car, Peter in the middle of Pepper and I,
"Will it really hurt that much?"
"Do you want actual truth or comforting lies?"
"Ughh" he threw his head back, Pepper gave him a reassuring smile while I laughed
"Oh and I think you might have to be on the gas longer because of your healing"
"So I'll be an extreme idiot"
"Basically"
"So like Tony when he's drunk!"
"Pepper!" It got the kid to laugh, but I was waiting in anticipation for the gas, it would be hilarious.

~~~~~

We waited patiently for Peter to finish his surgery, he asked for us to not be in the room and after an hour and a half, a nurse came out,
"Hello Mr and Mrs Stark, you can come in and see Peter but he is under intense anesthetic so he is..a little silly"
"Good, this'll be fun." As we walked in Pepper said a quick thank you to the nurse, I sat down next to Peter,
"How are you bud?"
"I feel...like..Jesus"
I stifled my laughter,
"Good, good," I made sure I was filming
"Dad?"
"Yes Peter"
"I want to sing"
"Go ahead"
"OoOoOOoo I do, I do I— dooooooo"
I laughed as my 17 year old sang completely out of pitch,
"Wait...what are the words"
"I don't know Pete"
"Who's Pete?"
"You"
"No I'm Spider-Man"
"You are but you're also Peter"
"No I'm Pete" before I could completely die of laughter, Pepper placed her hand on Peters shoulder,
"Peter sweetie when do you think you'll be ready to go?"
"Go where?"
"Home"
"Ew no, did you know I can say that in sign language"
"No I didn't"
"That's because you are a silly Mr Stank"
"Did Rhodney tell you that?"
"Yee haw, he's a smart, you're a dumb"
"Did you just say Yee haw?"
"I am a cowboy, forget Spider-Man I am officially.. Yee Yee Man"
Before I could respond,
"Tony we need to get going I want to make sure he gets to sleep"
"You're acting like he's a toddler"
"He basically is a toddler under the gas"
"That's rude mom"
"Shh sweetie"
"I will not stand up, because I refuse to sleep, that is a waste of my valuable, expensive time"
"Tony.."
"Peter stand up please" I gave him a stern dad look but he just smirked back at me, so I did the only reasonable thing, I lifted him up and made sure he was secure,
"Ready to go now Petey?"
"Mm"
We walked out, I made sure he was in the car before getting in but as soon as I got in he took of his seatbelt and layed his head in my lap, I played around with his curls as he rambled,
"Why don't you have another child and call it Salt, so there's Pepper and Salt, why aren't you called Salt, that would be funny, Salt Stark" he laughed to himself as Pepper gave me a confused look from the front seat,
"Why aren't I in the front, I'm the best so I get the best seat"
"You wouldn't be able to lie on me if you were up there"
"Yes I could, I could lie over so my legs could be in the front and my face will be with you in the back"
"Yeah I don't think that'll be comfortable"
"Then I wouldn't sleep! Hah!"
"Well you're not moving," I held him in place with a hug
"Rude"
"How much longer Pep?"
"About—" She was cut off by a very high teen,
"Why do you call her Pep? That's like a Pep rally, mom are you cheerleader, that's so cool, or should I say that's so yeet"
"Peter honey, can you try going to sleep for mommy?"
"You're not my mommy, you're my mom, I'm a big kid, I swear,"
"You sure?"
"Hundred and six percent"
"Listen to your mom, go to sleep"
"Nah"
"Yah"
"Nah"
"Nah"
"YAH"
"Gotcha, go to sleep spider baby"
"Mm not a baby" he mumbled quietly before slowly falling asleep. I placed him on the couch in my lab with a blanket, making sure to check up on him as I worked.