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Tony you screwed up

''Tis me, you're favorite Daddyest of the daddies
The photo inspired this because I love it with all of my body, also if you have a Netflix account, go watch Gifted with Chris Evans in it, it's fantastic.

Tony P.O.V
I had it perfectly planned out, they would walk in, get sprayed with a shortening serum and be short for an hour, not become toddlers for 24 hours. Loki was the only one to not be affected, everyone who was coming in for the meeting including Peter was sprayed, Loki walked in with me surrounded by crying children,
"What the actual fuc-"
"Language!"
"Loki help me!"
"What even happened?" He asked while a baby Thor clung onto his leg,
"Prank backfire"
"Why don't we take them to your lab so you can test on them or something like that"
"Great idea!"
"Avengers—no, Baby Avengers?"
All the babies looked at me,
"Follow me!"
They looked at each other, Nick Furry walked up to me, slapped my leg and walked towards the labs, everyone following suite, I picked up a Peter and a Steve because they're the cutest and because I wanted too. We got to the lab and I sat down at my desk, scooping up a baby Bruce and putting him in the chair next to me, Loki grabbed a random piece of paper and sat down at my spare junk desk with Thor still on his leg then Natasha and Clint on his lap,
"What are you doing?"
"Making a list of the infected"
"Why?"
"So we don't loose them, obviously"
"Great" I continued working on equations,
"That's wrong" Bruce pointed at the piece of paper,
"Shut your whore mouth Banner"
"Language.." a little Steve muttered,
"Are you sure we can't keep them like this?"
Loki turned to look at me, a Clint pretend flying on his shoulders, a small Natasha babbling in Russian while climbing up and down his torso and a slightly bigger Thor clinging onto his leg singing random things,
"No Stark, 100% no"
"What about Peter and Steve, look how cute"
"No."
"That one's wrong too"
"Then you do it!"
I shoved the paper over to Bruce who started writing, I cradled Steve and Peter, Peter was much smaller then the others but it was cute. I looked over to Fury to just see him wandering around with disappointment on his face. I felt a small tug on my sleeve,
"Can you go over it please?" Bruce gave me back the paper, I looked over it..
"Bruce! You figured it out!"
"Wait did he?" Loki rushed over, both assassins on his head,
"Yes! Look!" I grabbed Steve and Peter, put them in Loki's arms,
"Hold the children while I science" he groaned but put then on the floor, I was too busy to protest.
I rushed over and mixed the chemicals together, I basically finished when Loki trudged over,
"Done?"
"Yes, just need to put it in the gas dispenser and gather them all up"
"Okay" Loki turned to face all the kids "CHILDREN, GATHER AROUND ME"
They all trudged over,
"Natasha?
"да"
"Steven?"
"Yup"
"Banner?"
"Ah Huh"
"Thor" he looked down at his leg, "yep, you're here"
"Barton?"
"Caw Caw!" Loki shook his head but continued anyways, I was nearly finished setting up the gas station,
"Peter?"
"Yeah"
"Fury?" He looked up,
"Tony where's Fury?!"
"FURY?"
"You find him, I'm nearly done"

Loki P.O.V
I groaned, a missing child is kinda important, I sat them down and told them to listen to Natasha, I even managed to claw Thor off my leg,
"Yes Mr Loki"
I wandered around before realizing,
"Friday where's Director Fury"
"He is on the 18th floor where the meeting was meant to be held"
I internally cringed, he was going to wait it out, I got in the elevator, quite excited for this to be over,
"Friday take me to Fury"
"Easy done" the elevator moved, thankfully with no shitty elevator music. I stepped out,
"Fury?"
"You motherfuckers don't know nothing"
"Huh?" I thought out-loud, I turned the corner to see a toddler Fury swearing at many confused interns,
"Fury!"
"Motherfucker!" He started running but I easily caught up to him and scoped him up,
"Let's go you little shit"
He squirmed around, I got into the elevator,
"Level 20"
We finally got there and Tony had them all on a platform with shower heads above them, I put Fury onto the platform,
"Ready?"
"Please"
Stark flipped a switch and a purple and blue gas poured onto the 7 of them, they all started re-growing and forming into their grown-up selves,
"AHA IT WORKED!"
"Tony what happened?"
"Ah..nothing?"
"He tried to prank you but ultimately failed"
"Loki!"
"Alright well I'm leaving до свидания"
"Yeah me too, thanks I guess"
And one by one everyone left, including me but excluding Peter, I heard their conversation before I left completely
"Lowkey kinda missed being a toddler"
"Sure you did, wanna see what I did?"
"Definitely!"