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Actual 2 year olds^^

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Welcome to the 3 times Steve turned full on mom mode, featuring;
Irondad™️
Slightly Edgy Peter™️
And our favorite 2 year olds
Bucky boi and Fly, Fly Falcon

Third Person
Even though Tony and Clint were technically the only ones to have actual children, Steve felt like a soccer mum, constant running around and dealing with childish fights, between Bucky and Sam, always, never ending. It was a early morning, Steve was making breakfast as Tony got a coffee and a glass of orange juice for Peter, in walked Bucky,
"Hey Buck"
"I'm hungry"
"I'm nearly done"
"No, now"
"Just get some cereal"
"Fine"
"Don't you dare touch my cereal" Sam walked in and Bucky sent him a smirk,
"Bucky don't do it"
"Fine." Both of them sat down and Sam started pouring his cereal and Bucky grabbed the milk,
"Give me the milk,"
"Ask nicely"
"Can I have the milk please"
Bucky started chugging the milk and it was about to turn into a full on cat fight but,
"Timeout! Both of you!"
Tony muffled his laughter as both of the hero's looked up in shock at Steve,
"Timeout? We aren't five"
"You're acting like it"
And just like that, Steve lifted both of them and placed them in the corner of shame,
"You might have to start spanking them Cap, old timey style,"

Peter P.O.V
I was casually watching TV, until I got mangled up in a cat fight between Bucky and Sam, I had no idea on what it even was about, I thought I was being saved by Steve,
"Peter, Bucky and Sam, what is going on?"
"It was Peters fault" I've never felt so betrayed,
"Peter, time-out"
"You're not my dad old man!"
"Yeah but I am, what happened" I gave my dad a pleading look, timeouts suck because Steve always gave you a lecture afterwards,
"Well I don't really know,"
I got up and stood next to my father as Steve glared at the two adult babies,
"So, fault is it really?"
"Sam!"
"Bucky!"
"Timeout, now"
They both slugged away and I smirked,
"I honestly think spanking is a good second option"

Tony P.O.V
We were having a game night, at the moment, one group was playing Monopoly and the other was playing Mario Kart, Peter was playing Mario Kart as I was winning at Monopoly. All was fine until I heard the familiar voice,
"Dad!"
"What's up Pete?" I was too focused on my game to not see my son being held in a headlock,
"Steve take care of your children!" Clint yelled as he past the finish line, I look over to see Peter getting let go but both Bucky and Sam grabbed at the controller, 
"It's my turn bird,"
"No it's mine trash can"
"You trash can't have another go"
They glared at each other until a voice the silence,
"It's Peters turn"
"No it's not!" They yelled in unison as Natasha glared at them
"You're just mad he won"
"Duh!" Peter scooted over to me and placed him on my lap,
"I will both of you on Timeout again if you don't shush, no more blaming Peter"
"Thanks mom"
"Peter I swear"