Can You Bake?

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(This is kinda like that TV show, Chopped. The Mane 6 are the judges.)

Pinkie: We're holding a baking contest at Sugarcube Corner!

Rin: What?!

Luka: Well, time to show off my baking skills!

Miku: You have baking skills?

Meiko: Do we really have to?

Kaito: I can only make ice cream, does that count?

Len: Pinkie, what exactly are we making?

Pinkie: You can make a lot of things, like: pies, cakes, cookies, cupcakes-

Rin: AHHHH!!! NOT THE CUPCAKES!!

Len: Rin, calm down. It was just a story.

Pinkie: That may or may not be true~!

Rin: Rainbow's still alive, right?!

Rainbow: What are we talking about?

Rin: THANK THE FREAKING HEAVENS ABOVE.

Twi: So, can you all bake?

Miku: It doesn't matter! Let's do this!

***

Meiko's Dish

Meiko: So, I've made some apple pie.

Twi: Whoa. How did you make this?!

Fluttershy: My, it has a quite strong apple flavor...

Pinkie: It tastes like all the apples combined into one little slice of happiness and rainbows.

Meiko: Uh...

Rainbow: Awesome.

Rarity: Applejack, what do you think about this?

AJ: You used some hard apple cider, didn't ya?

Meiko: Well, Rin's next!

Twi: What did I just eat?

Rin's Dish

Rin: I've made a chocolate and orange cake.

Twi: Again, how do you ponies make this?

Fluttershy: There's too much orange. S-Sorry...

Pinkie: Needs more pink.

Rainbow: The frosting is good, but your cake is a little dry.

Rarity: It tastes like a cake I would eat with tea.

AJ: No apples, no points.

Rin: Nyah, you ponies have no taste. Bakers gonna bake, and haters are gonna eat it.

Miku's Dish

Miku: I've made cupcakes.

Twi: How did you put leek in it and not make me throw up?

Fluttershy: I think Angel would like to eat one of these.

Pinkie: Cupcakes~!

Miku: I've read the story too, Pinkie. Don't. Please.

Rainbow: Hm... I'm not sure.

Rarity: It's healthy, right?

AJ: There's an apple chunk in the middle. Yes.

Miku: You do not know how long it took me to make these.

Kaito's Dish

Kaito: I made ice cream sandwiches.

Twi: Cookies. You made cookies.

Kaito: And the ice cream.

Fluttershy: Reminds me of when I was a little filly...

Pinkie: The ice cream is vanilla. Could you have made some other flavor?

Rainbow: I like vanilla.

Rarity: The cookie is warm, while the ice cream is cold. The contrast is delicious.

AJ: No apples. No points.

Kaito: I did better than Mei?

Twi: Maybe.

Luka's Dish

Luka: Muffins.

The Mane 6: You didn't even make them! You took them from Derpy!

Derpy: Where's my muffins?!

Luka: Muffins.

Len's Dish

Len: Why do you all expect me to know how to bake?

Twi: What did you make?

Len: A banana cake.

Pinkie: It's not pink. But it's good.

Rainbow: A banana cake. What a surprise.

Fluttershy: It's pretty good.

Rarity: Better than Rin's.

AJ: I'll make an exception.

Twi: Eh, I would eat it if I was hungry.

Len: I just copied from that cake-book thing.

***

Rin: So, who won?

Twi: None of you.

Everyone: What?!

Twi: I won. Because I baked this. *shows off rainbow sparkly cake*

Pewdiepie: *comes in riding on giant Puga-chan with Edgar following* FAAAABBUUUUULOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!

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