Manchester United Groupchat

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THE RED DEVILS GROUPCHAT

Romelu:what is this?

David:Can't u see it's a groupchat Romeo?

Romelu:How many times have I told u not to call me romeo?

David:More than...1000 times

Jesse:Take a chill pill guys and btw David you're the Romeo here
Always with your girlfriend

Paul:Hello guys
Jesse is right!
Dave is always running after his girlfriend!

Victor:Looks like everyone's against u David

Juan:Poor David!!!

David:Juan
I wasn't expecting u to go against me!

Marcus:Aww
Dave baby is hurt!!!

Ander:Yeah

Andreas:Do you guys realise the fact that we have an unknown person in this group?

Jesse:Really?

David:I don't give a damn about that person!
As about my gf,I don't run after her
She runs after me
She does everything that I tell her to.
I'm not a lover boy!

MROJO:Calm down Dave
Not good for the great David to be angry
Btw congratulations Luke,Tahith and Andreas
Andreas:At last someone congratulated me!!!

Luke:Thanks Bro

Tahith:Thanks

David:Wait
The conversation about me being crazy lover is not over
My GF=MY PROPERTY
SHE RUNS AFTER ME
REMEMBER THAT!!!

UNKNOWN:Oh really David?Have u ever told her all this?

David:Who are u?
That's none of your business
Btw she knows about her status

Romelu: who are u?

UNKNOWN:I see lots of people are wanting to know who I am!
David?

David:Yessssss
What's it?

UNKNOWN:I'm female
I have blonde hair and I have blue eyes
I've a fair complexion
And I'm Spanish
Plus I'm the judge of Spain got talent

David:why do I feel like I know this description

Marcus:Edurne Garcia???The gf of David

UNKNOWN:thanks for recognising me!!!

*David de Gea left the group

Paul:HE left
he's scared
Awww
Baby's scared

Paul:hello?
Anyone here?
Looks like everyone went offline as they're shy to chat with Edurne

Edurne:I guess so
Btw congrats Paul
Going to be a dad soon

Paul:Thanks
I'm not able to wait for that moment
Btw aren't you going to talk to Dave
He was just joking
I'm sure he didn't mean it.He was just trying trying to prove his masculinity

EDURNE:I know
I'm going to pretend as if I'm very angry

Jesse:Going to be interesting
And I wasn't shy
I had to go to the bathroom to do my business!

Andreas:same

Romelu:SAME

Marcus:SAME

Victor:same

EDURNE:Okk
I HAD no idea that all of the man utd squad goes to the toilet at the same time!!!

Juan:BTW
Your new number?

EDURNE:YEAH
and Dave added me by mistake

Ander:I'VE an idea

EDURNE:what

*Herrera added 25 more people

Victor:U added everyone's wife and GF!!!

*Romero added David de Gea

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Hi guys
I hope that u enjoyed the chapter
I'm currently on the way back home and it's 16:20 in Mauritius

Here in Mauritius the education system is quite different

For us kindergarten is pre primary school
Elementary school is Primary school

High school is secondary school

And college is university!

As for me I go to a 5 star secondary school which is soon going to be an academy for art side

And I want to be a psychiatrist when I grow up

Bye

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