Part 2

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Asshats, yo yeah, um why the fuck are you still here?

I make kinda long stories??????? So like sorry if it's kinda weird,
No it isn't my first time writing a book but my first time with this ship I'll make it as fluffy as I need

Whatever you don't care you want to read this shit

Get on with it geez I can hear you screaming at me already

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"If you both want a foot up your ass then I suggest you keep annoying me"

"Fair point bro" kirishima laughed smiling looking at Midoriya 'cute' was all he was thinking at the time

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No ones POV

Time was flying and everyone finally arrived, there was so much yelling and so much noise that by now police would have been called ten times to keep the noise down, but no, no one can do that because bakugos a rich boy with to much money and nothing to do to entertain himself, no one would ever think of suing him. He's a child billionaire.

"You okay Midoriya? Earth to broccoliiii, heyyyy!" Kirishima yelled waving his arm in his face trying to get Midoriys attention

"Huh.." he turned his head to kirishima with a wonky smile

"You okay man? If you need a shoulder to rest on Hey, both of mine are free"

Midoriya smiled and chuckled at the comment "oh it's okay, I was blanking our, I'm not use to social interaction"

"I hear you screaming at people all the time, but I guess that doesn't count as social interaction as you usually scare them off"

"Oh man, thanks for that boost of confidence kirishima! I really needed that! Oh my gosh why didn't I think of that earlier" Midoriya slightly chuckled with a bit in a smug grin on his face

"Oh you little- if you weren't this cute I'd hurt you."

Midoriya chuckled smiling at him now acting cute on purpose "thanks kirishima I feel so loved"

"You are awful for my heart" kirishima muffled his words putting his hand over his mouth with a slight blush on his face

"AHEM, GREETINGS ASSHATS AND EXTRAS YOU BETTER LISTEN UP BITCHES I AINT REPEATING THIS TWICE" bakugo stood on the couch yelling across the room making it go silent as everyone stared at him

"Thanks to some idiots idea we are going to have small mini games" bakugo said slowly but surely turning his face to Denki who was smiling stupidly and nudging him on

"So it's limbo first" bakugo said sternly and strictly to his extra servants around the house

(For those who don't know, limbo is a game where you just try make yourself fit under a fucking bar, how do explain in English? Don't fucking know sorry my little asshats, teacher is not the role I take)

"Alright! This will be amazing! Girl and boy team please please please!!" Mina shouted and threw her hands in the air smiling

"Uh that's not really fair- there are more boys-"  Midoriya raised his hand a little and smiling nervously and rubbing the back of his neck

"Nah uhhh- is girls will beat the fuck out of you anyway" Mina smirked and huddled with the girls

"Perfect way to peak on the girls underwear" mineta just said. He doesn't deserve my time to describe this shit

"Who the hell invited this guy?" Bakugo got off the couch grumbling and looking down at him "You ain't playing your tiny ass has an advantage in lacking the height to qualify"

"Bakugo dude that's kinda mean-" kirishima being the nice person was agreeing on the inside but still wanted to be the peace maker but then someone had to butt in.

"If you're short and theme parks have height requirements, does that mean you can only go on the kids rides?" Midoriya said mumbling out by mistake with a serious looking face rubbing his chin

The boys blinked and started to laugh and kirishima laughed the hardest and grabbed him in a head lock nuzzling his hand on his hair

"To think you're this funny Midoriya, that's so manly" he chuckled smiling, midoriya shut his mouth covering it embarrassed as he looked away as much as he could trying to apologise to mineta

Time went by and it was midoriyas turn to move under the bar again, it was pretty low and everyone was watching and he bent backwards in totally not a deformed way and made his way under

"Seriously how could you beat us!?" Mina whined and frowned as the others laughed

"Only momo kirishima and Deku left. Right who's going to win place your bets boys and girls!" Bakugo smirked putting his hand on his hip like the typical model he is

"Wait what- we aren't gambling now are we? Kacchan that's wrong"

"No use muffin, bakugos just gonna do what he wants you should know this the best out of all of us" kirishima laughed and looked down at the confused blushing boy

"Wait what did you call me? Why? Huh?"

"I said muffin, something wrong with the nickname?"

"N-no not at all- just that was out of the blue you caught me off guard"

"Might be a ploy to distract you from winning" momo snickered overhearing the conversation
"Boys who's going first"

"Ladies first I say" kirishima gestured for her to go first and so she did, it was extremely low now, she had failed to everyones surprise, some groaned. Looks like they lost the bet.

"I'll go next then, wish my luck huh muffin?" Kirishima chuckled and looked at him
"Best start calling you tomato instead hey? Seems you're red in the face" he simply let a snicker out as Midoriya blushed grumbling crossing his arms

"Just hurry up and don't tease me-"

Kirishima laughed and started to go under barely making it

He now looked at Midoriya as to try get a nice view of what was to come, his trousers were tight so what a nice view indeed.

Midoriya started to bend and show off how flexible he was, it seemed almost easy to him, kirishima had even struggled to get under somehow by luck he managed to pull through but this was a walk in the park for Midoriya.

What a nice view indeed, Midoriya made it under and kirishima just gave up there was no way his muscular body was making it through the tiny space

"Winning by default your body is tiny so you have an advantage" kirishima crosses his arms pretending to be all hurt as Midoriya chuckled and held a hand over his heart

"Oh it pains me but I must take the win" Midoriya chuckled talking in a posh sounding voice

"Just get a room" bakugo sipped his drink looking at them smirking,

Again Midoriya was confused still and was about to ask what he means by it, kirishima saw that and put a hand over his mouth

"Don't even go there muffin, that is a dark dark place" kirishima chuckled letting go looking at the smaller figure who was turning red again

"Okay?" Was all the boy could muster as he was confused as to what happened and to why he couldn't ask

Chapter 2, I'm sorry if it's not to your liking, I'll add some more things and all that, I don't hate mineta by the way I just don't care to add details

You're welcome I'm lazy and ready to scooter ankle my way out of this

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