Part 4

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Asshats.
I'm looking through your window

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No ones POV

Some commotion was going on while midoriya was asleep, seems that bakugo and kirishima got into a debate about crocs and how they are a fashion icon

"Bro you're only resorting to physical abuse because you can't prove that I'm wrong" kirishima laughed as bakugo grumbled

"What's happening..." midoriya finally woke up rubbing his eyes looking at the two males with a yawn

"This diddly darn fuck face right here thinks that crocs. Are a fucking fashion statement. The only statement you're gonna make with them is telling the world your a fucking idiot" Bakugo snarled proud of his response and kirishima rolled his eyes and pulled midoriya into a small headlock

"You agree with me midoriya, right?"

"Don't drag me into this..."

"Kill Him bakugo" kirishima said with a fake manly tear in his eye

"Kill Deku? Ha how shall I kill him"

"Kill him dead."

"At least you know what kill means kirishima" midoriya yawned still in the headlock and looking up at kirishima cutely pouting "let me go"

"Cute-"

Bakugo coughed looking away "that's pretty gay"

"Don't be an asshole bakugo, you're always so rude" kirishima teased giggling along with midoriya 

"WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, SHITY HAIR! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY CHILD-BEATING ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, SHITY HAIR—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' GOOOOD IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! SHITY HAIR, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD"

"BAKUGO JESUS CALM YOUR ASS DOWN WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM" kirishima and midoriya we're laughing their asses off

"Eh, I just heard it somewhere and thought it was such a nice overreaction that it would lighten the mood and change the subject"

Midoriya couldn't stop laughing as he whined tears from his eyes "you managed that well- ha- Kacchan- Jesus.." midoriya could barely breathe as he smiled wiping the extra tears away

Kirishima and bakugo started to laugh and bakugo shook his head

"Excuse my random outburst, anyway onto our next little fun task~" he said with an evil grin on his face causing kirishima to smile and looked at midoriya

"W-what is it- should I be worried?"

"Very." Kirishima chuckled and got up stretching and smiling

Mina went and got everyone to gather up "Alright guys! Time to take a photo shoot! Got to get some nice pictures for your instagrams~ and some nice cute ones too~" Mina chuckled looking at kirishima and midoriya

"Wait- I didn't consent-" midoriya whined and got up going to the group of his friends who were posing already

"But that's what makes it fun~ it's when you don't consent" kirishima grinned widely and scoffed at his own joke causing midoriya to blush and groan hitting him in the ribs as he pouted and did a small pose, Mina started to take pictures and then it was the group saying midoriya should get a piggyback ride from kirishima for one of the pictures

"Hey that's a good idea! Get on my back Midoriya" kirishima smiled at him and leaned down holding his arms out and midoriya simply obeyed and got on his back resting his face forward pressing his cheek against kirishimas

"Aww that's so cute" Mina chuckled and took some pictures smiling

Midoriya looked at kirishima with a smile and a slight tint of blush and kirishima smiled back at him widely showing off his teeth,

It was a really pure innocent moment that was to pure for the world to see

"Oh right deku~ you're flexible~ mind using kirishima as a helper and put your body on his while he holds your leg up?" Bakugo smirked crossing his arms laying back on the couch looking at him

"W-wha-!? K-Kacchan no way!" He shook his head flustered and embarrassed as he hid his face in his hands

"Oh come on midoriya, it'll be fun to see how far you can go~" kirishima came close to him and grabbed his leg pulling it up with a smirk, it went really far, it was the utmost embarrassing thing that has happened to midoriya

"C-can we take these pictures please and leave my flexibility out of it..." midoriya sighed looking away with a complete red face

"Heh~ someone's embarrassed isn't he" kirishima smirked and the photo shoot went on

After it was 2am in the morning and most of the people were asleep, bakugo was knocked out on the couch so kirishima and midoriya took the two beds that laid on the floor and started to chat

"You were pretty cute you know midoriya? Like a real model. But like- more innocent and all that" kirishima chuckled and laid his head on his arms as he looked at midoriya with a slight giddy smile

"That's embarrassing kirishima..." he sighed slightly with a blush on his face but couldn't help but smile "thanks, I appreciate it, you could be a model, less innocent and more manly, especially with that quirk of yours, it's really handy"

"Hey midoriya guess what?" Kirishima has a slight grin on his face as he leaned into him as midoriya raised a brow and looked at him

"What is it kirishima?"

"I'm rock hard" he snickered keeping the same expression on his face causing midoriya to freeze and stiffen up blushing bright red and punching him in the arm causing kirishima to let out a laugh

"D-dont say those jokes!"

"Hahah! Sorry midoriya, that wasn't very manly of me was it?" Kirishima kept laughing and smiling looking at him

"Yeah- exactly" he pouted responding to baby shark

"Anyway I think we should sleep now what do you think midoriya?"

"Oh right it is 2am so I guess it's really late" midoriya looked at his phone and nodded putting it back down

"Nah, it's really early what are you talking about"

"Kirishima I will punch you and won't regret it"

"Boy that doesn't sound very heroic" he started to laugh and shake his head and closed his eyes for a second

"Fine just one more question"

"Yeah what is it kiri?"

"If you drink from a cup of water and leave it half way. Is it half empty. Or half full"

"... Goodnight kirishima." Midoriya slightly chuckled and looked away closing his eyes as kirishima followed his example chuckling to himself smiling and closing his eyes as they both fell asleep

So hello I realised I never published this and it's been like a year? I'm very sorry I did forget about literally every book I wrote

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jun 28, 2020 ⏰

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