Me:how do you make a baby stop crying
Her:throw it at a wall
Me:yes but the answer is hit it with a brick
Me:how do you make a baby stop crying
Him:idk I mean killing it works
Me: true but the answer is hit it with a brick
Her:how many babies does it take to paint a wall
Me:how many
Her:depends on how hard you throw them
Me:what's big yellow and cant swim
Her: a dead duck
Me:no a bus filled with children
Me:what's the beat part about fucking twenty five year old girls
Her:they are to depressed to fight back
Me: theres 20 of them
Me:how would u get me out of a tree
Him and her:chop down the tree and hope
Me:just cut the rope its quicker
Him: no cut the branch get the rope so i can use it
me:what do u call the baby i just put in the lake
her:dead
me: no fucked
litteraly and figurativley
me:what do u think my favorite batbomb is?????
her: a toaster
me: omg u know me so wellll!!!!!!!!!!!
him:ill be back in a bit
a few minutes later
me: yaay ur done contimplating ur discision to be my boyfriend woohoo
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Weird Random Stuff That Appears in My Mind for Reasons
RandomRandom stuff that makes no sense but why not Cuz i just felt like it so deal with the depression shit that consists of 60% of this
