Weird Random Stuff That Appears in My Mind for Reasons

why animals are so cool

Dolphins:
Basicly swim around staring at each other high as balls
They will play with pufferfish and meticulesly extract small amounts of the poison which then acts as a narcotic they then pass the pufferfish around to the rest of the pod

Octopus:
Tentacle hentai isnt acctully that fun
The males remove their penises and give them to the females then run off the female will not eat while protecting the eggs then esentialy commit cellular suicide after the eggs hatch

Peacock mantis shrip:
Punch things faster than a bullet
Can throw a punch at 50 miles per hour which is quicker than a 22 caliber bullet

Wild chimps:
Like to drink
In Guinea the wild chimps drink palm sap which contains 3 percent alchohol they drink enough to get tipsy

Koalas:
Get accused of murder
Their fingerprints look extremely similar to that of a human is some crime scenes they try and track people using prints from them

Bald eagles:
Get dubbed in movies
In Hollywood scenes featuring a bald eagle call will get dubbed over because they sound so weird

Slow lorises:
Are cute but will kill you
They have a venomous bite and are the only primate to have one

Crocodiles:
Are part horse
Some in the cretaceous period were so large they could gallop they would move fast enough to catch and eat dinosaurs

Grey wolf/ red fox:
(Not that cool)
The scientific name for grey wolf is canis lupus lupus and the scientific name for red fox is vulpes vulpes