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Random guy: you have two choices i shot you or your dog
Me: shot me please
Rg: what
Me: two things one i am mentaly and phiscly prepared to die for my dog
Rg: ummm
Me: two very bold of you to assume i want to live

Fyi. I didnt come up wiith these
I found them on tiktock

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