Class Is Not Dismissed

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Grade Ten. Our drama final was a collective assignment where we all worked together to write and perform our own play. This is the one we all agreed on. (We also invented an inside joke/new word. "Dumby") Also, I was Student Six.


Scene 1

Sound: Bell Rings

(A mild mannered sub walks into a wild, out of control class, at the very start of the day.)

Student 1: Hey guys, what's up?

Student 2: Hey, where is the teacher?

Student 3: If she isn't here soon, then I am peacing out.

Student 4: Ya, there's no real teacher here today anyway.

Student 7: She might actually be here, (everyone gives he a funny look) just not at the moment.

Student 6: I am just going to sit here and play minecraft.

Student 5: Really, how old are you, 2?

Student 6: MAYBE!

(Ms. Sharon, the sub enters the room)

Ms. Sharon: Hello (being talked over).

Ms. Sharon: Um hello, class, could I have your attention please?

(Student 3 throws paper airplane at SUB)

Student 8: You missed.

Ms. Sharon: Put the plane in the trash and....

Student 5: Man we should have a plane contest.

Ms. Sharon: Class, please take out your books.

Student 1 : Who are you again?

Ms. Sharon: I'm-

Student 6: She's the teacher, duh

Student 3: Wow, she's so....

Student 7: (Interrupts *whisper yells*) Quiet, she's listening...

Ms. Sharon: Children, there is only half an hour left, so please get your stuff out to begin the lesson that the teacher assigned for you today.

Student 4: Well maybe if you'd show up on time we'd have a whole hour.

Student 2: Could we play a game?

Student 7: I think we should do what the teacher asked us to do.

Student 8: Let's play a game.

Ms. Sharon: How about we don't play games and just get to work.

Student 5: That's lame!

Student 2: Yeah, that sounds dumb.

Student 4: You dumby!

Ms. Sharon: Excuse me, but that is very rude and I don't appreciate-

Student 3: Um are you our teacher? Uh no I didn't think so. You're just a sub so leave us alone!

Student 2: Guys just ignore her. She doesn't have any power or say anyway.

Student 4: Exactly, we should just go and play the game!

Student 1 : Or we could have a NAP!!!!!!

Student 8 : I'm up for that idea.

Student 6: Ya!

Ms. Sharon: (shaky voice) I have asked you 3 times, can you please take out your books and sit down!

Student 5: Nah, we are just going to play Murder, the best game ever!

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