Tony's kids oneshots

Chapter 3

(Picture has nothing to do with chapter again I just find it so damn cute!!)

Peter and Harley were about to leave school when they see Flash.
"When there's too much drama at school,"
Harley smirks, "All ya gotta do is,"
"Walk awayayay!" They say in unison.
"No but yeah actually we probably should..."
"Yeah time to run."
They are about to run when they are spotted. "Fuck..."
"Should we risk running?"
Peter shook his head, "You do realise it's Flash, right?"
"True..."
Flash starts to walk up to the two of them "Youknowwhatmayberunningisntsuchabadidea." Peter says in one breath, Harley understands him though because he does this a lot.
"Yeahlet'sgo!"

Flash has hated them since he met them. Peter and Harley could tell when people only wanted to be their friend because of their last name being Stark (which was basically everyone) so they could tell that's why Flash was hanging around with them. When they had said that he started bullying them. Flash didn't really take no as an answer, but Peter and Harley didn't change their minds.

They run faster but it's Flash and hey obviously can't escape him. He catches up to them with ease, Peter gulps.
"Ohheybuddyhowyoudoing?"
"Hey Shithead Starks!" He yells. Peter rolls his eyes.
"Hey Fuckhead Flash!"
Needless to say, Harley gets beat up over that comment.
"Are you okay?" Peter asks him as he gets up off the ground.
"Yeah... so back home now I guess?"
"Yeah... we're gonna need an excuse for the injuries though..."
"I tripped up the stairs, then fell down them?"
"Like he's gonna fall for that."
"It's the best we got..."
"Fair point..."

"Hey dad!" Harley greeted as he walked in.
"Good afternoon!" Peter called out, smiling happily.
"Goo- holy heck what happened?!"
"Harley was being an idiot and tripped on the stairs, then fell down them."
"Yep,"
Peter and Harley were not good liars, like at all. Tony could see right through the lie. "Okay well that's a lie."
Peter looks down at the floor.
"What gives you that impression?" Harley asks.
"Probably the fact we're terrible liars.. I'm not sure how I managed to keep Spider-Man a secret for as long as I did if I'm honest."
"Yeah. What really happened?"
"I fell on the curb in the street."
"Then almost got ran over by a car."
"Yep."
"I know you're lying."
"We can't win this can we?"
"Nope."
"What happened?"
Harley sighs, "Should I tell him the truth Pete?"
"Well, it's not like we have any more excuses..."
"Yeah... well uh.. his name is Flash..."
"Who?"
"A kid at school..."
"How long has this been going on?"
"Uhm... a while..." Harley says, not quite knowing the exact length of time.
"A year or two?" Peter says, more of a question then intended.
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"We didn't want you to worry."
"Just make sure you tell me in future."
"Will do!"

**

Peter and Tony had been working on a suit for Harley. To say they were excited was an understatement. Harley would be able to be a hero like his brother and dad. Peter got someone to join him on patrol. It was going to be great!

"It's  done! Harley it's done!"
"OMG LET'S GO!"
They both got their suits on and out they went. It was the best.