(Hello, lads !!! I was inspired by Carcinogenetics because I read his/her book so fracking much that I honestly got addicted. It's BNHA, btw. It's about the bakusquad
Reader : Story name ?
Can't say it. It has profanity.
Reader : Sucker, find a way to tell us !!!
Ummm...Bakusquad Tauruspoop.
Reader :....Seriously ? I'm disappointed at your naming.
WELL, I'M SORRY !!! A Taurus is a bull, and there's another word for poop. Shhhhhhh.....
Reader : Just get on with it.)
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Tenma : Alright !!! Let's play. Everyone ready ?
Tsurugi : Yeah.
Kirino : M-hmm.
Kariya : Yes.
Tenma : Be warned that this isn't NORMAL DnD. Alright, people ?
Kariya : I still don't wanna play. You all are a bunch of weirdos.
Kirino : So even I am a weirdo ?
Kariya :
Kirino : Thought so.
Tsurugi : Let's just play already 😒
Tenma : Alright. I call the Dungeon Master !!!
Kariya : I call....What kind of cool creature can I be ?
Tsurugi : Anything that doesn't involve something weird.
Kirino : This game's purpose IS to be weird. It isn't normal DnD, remember Kyo ?
Tsurugi : Oh right...
Kariya : Alright, I got it !!! Aliea Alien !!! So I'll be like mommy & daddy. Anyway, I wanna be a soccer controller. 20 HP.
Kirino : What the hell does a soccer controller do ?
Tsurugi : It sounds weird...
Kariya : I beat enemies with all the hissatsu Techniques I have seen before. Like Ballista Shot, Hunter's Net, Emperor Penguin #1 Remastered, etc. I CONTROL SOCCER LIKE A FRACKING HOLY EMPEROR !!!
Kirino :....I see. So you need Soccer balls ?
Kariya : Yes, so someone please be an object maker 🙏🙏🙏
Tsurugi : I will.
Tenma : Such a helpful friend !!!
Kirino : Mkay.
Tsurugi : Alright. I'll be a wizard, object maker, 22 HP.
Kirino : WHAT THE– !?
Tenma : How is a wizard related to an object maker !?
Tsurugi : This isn't normal, correct ? You can literally be weird in any way. Oh, and a wizard is the only character I know with magic. And object makers need magic. So ?
Kariya : True. But still doesn't make sense.
Kirino : Since when did we make sense ?
Tenma :
Kariya :
Tsurugi :
Kirino :........I'm next.
Kirino : I'll be a cupid, love dealer, 25 HP. Love is the most powerful thing on earth, my friends. I can destroy things with love.
Kariya : Knew it has something to do with love...
Tenma : We all ready ?
Tsurugi : Yep.
Tenma : Okay !!! So we're trapped in a basement in an abandoned house. From the looks of it, the house has been untouched for several decades, and it's starting to crumble apart. You can see a few bones here & there; and also, the door is locked. Who rolls first ?
Kariya : I will. The house is abandoned so the door must be weak, correct ?
Tsurugi : Correct.
Kirino : Is the lock strong ?
Tenma : Yesh.
Kariya : Give me a ball, Tsurugi !!!
Tsurugi : *Makes a soccer ball* Here you go.
Kariya : I roll to use God Knows, Tenma !!!
Tenma : *rolls dice*
Dice : 15
Kariya : Yesh !!!
Kirino : GO FOR IT !!!
Tsurugi : Bring it down.
Kariya : Kay...*does the afuro flying style* GOD KNOWS !!! *Kicks the ball to the door like it's the goal*.
Kirino : Heavenly destructive...
Tenma : The door busts broken and you can all see the house. It is broken in everyway possible and a few bugs and roaches are seen lurking each corner. It also smells bad.
Kariya : Ew.....
Kirino : I roll to get out of the basement.
Tenma : *rolls dice*
Dice : 4
Tsurugi : Aww man.
Tenma : You all took a step, but the floor wasn't strong enough to support you, and there's a big hole beneath the basement. You all fall. Tsurugi ?
Kariya : Do something helpful !!!
Kirino : AHHHHHHH !!!! Oh wait, I'm a cupid, I can fly. *Flies*
Tsurugi : I roll to make wings for Kariya & I.
Tenma : Weird, but okay. *Rolls dice*
Dice : 17
Tenma : Wings appear on both Kariya & Tsurugi's backs. Kirino's a cupid so he has his own.
Kirino : Yay !!! We're all angels !!!
Tenma : You all go out the house with your wings. But there's a giant outside waiting to eat you. He's very hungry, so he wastes no time and grabs all three of you & opens his mouth. What's your roll, Kariya ?
Kariya : I get out of his grasp and shoot Eternal Blizzard.
Tsurugi : Please work (×10)
Kirino : YOU DAMN GIANT !!! LET GO OF ME !!! AHHHHHH !!!!
Dice : 14
Kariya : YOSH !!!
*Kariya's eyes turn from yellow to red, a smirk paints itself across his face and black streaks appear on his hair.*
Kariya, In the deepest voice he can muster : Eternal Blizzard. *Shoots*
Tenma : Good Shoot !!! Anyhow, the giant get knocked out and he falls to the ground, loosening his grip on all of you as you make your escape. You all realize that you are in a deserted part of a village. The main town is 7 miles away and a few guards are guarding the village's entrance. What's your roll ?
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Aaaaannnnddd we stop here !!! Thanks for reading this short chapter that I made, sorry if it's crappy & very short, but hopefully I'm able to make the next part longer with 1000+ words.
That's all for today, BYE BYEEE !!!
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