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Waffles

Bottle:  *is getting ready to eat 12 waffles*

Pen:  woah that's a lot of waffles

Pie: what you ate all the waffles?

Bottle: yeasss I did

Pie: you could have asked us if we wanted any

Bottle: NO uh-uh if I gave you the waffles then I wouldn't get any

Pen: Pie would you like a waffle

Bottle: WH- THERE IS NO MORE WAFFLES I have them all

Pen: I know it's just an example

Pie: why yes Pen, I think I would like 2 of them

Bottle: wh- you can't h- you want TWO Of them?!

Pen: so if Pie gets 2 waffles

Pen: and I get 2 waffles

Pen: that still leaves 8 waffles for you

Bottle: I don't want 8 I want 12

Bottle: I e- d- I want 12

Pen: if you can seriously eat all of those waffles

Pen: I will personally drive you to the store to get more

Bottle: I just- I just don't understand why you guys get all the waffles

Pie: you still have more waffles than Pen and me combined

Bottle: well there mine.

Bottle: iiiii got them form the freezer

Bottle: and put 'em on my plate

Bottle:

Pen:

Pie:

Bottle: you guys are bein selfish