Bottle: uh
Pillow:.. And this is how you stab someone!
Liy: Foldy and Stapy are bad don't listen to them
Tree: and this is how you summon a demon!
Pie: *actually raises the kid correctly*
Pen: Okay you got it memorized? Now. Repeat after me "Gays are superior"
Remote: all you need in life is batteries kid
Black hole: ah ah ah don't get to close I don't want to kill you.
YOU ARE READING
Bfb Crack Book Wanna Be
HumorI really hope these are funny I'll place them here whenever I come up with them or here them
