England: Come here, sit on my lap
America: *slowly turns*
America: you're not Santa Claus or my grandma
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Cracktalia Part the Third
FanfictionLook what we've gotten ourselves into. Welcome to the third ring of hell kiddos. Buckle your seatbelts and get ready. There's no coming back.
You're not
England: Come here, sit on my lap
America: *slowly turns*
America: you're not Santa Claus or my grandma
