Germany: You know that service dog we saw? The one with the boots?
Italy: Yeah, why?
Germany: It's wearing the boots to learn how to wear shoes because it's owner is taking chem lab and he needs to wear close-toed shoes. And he's gonna wear goggles too!
Italy: Aww! Science dog!
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Cracktalia Part the Third
FanfictionLook what we've gotten ourselves into. Welcome to the third ring of hell kiddos. Buckle your seatbelts and get ready. There's no coming back.