Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Why?
Mom: Guests are coming over for dinner!
Me: Are we having dinner in MY room all of a sudden?
funny things
Table of contents-
funny things
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police
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donuts
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insult
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clean your room
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you know why
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omg
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it happens
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they called me a liar
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if someone says...
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blluy failed
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texting...
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update!
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nice shoes.
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nice hair
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Chuck Norris
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yo momma
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dirty joke.
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Funny Comeback
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its so small...
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Funny joke!
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how would you descibe me?
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update!!! most read!!!
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funny actually.
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i ain't no mirror!
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Comebacks for fat people.
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pick up lines!
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Everytime i go to weddings..
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Random person.
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The Teacher
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Wow...
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what are you speaking?
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when people flirt.
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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us.
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just random things..
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how would it be?
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Funny Comeback
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*Sneezes*
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You know when you are lazy...
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Its takes skill
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what tim is it?
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I didn't trip.
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Love you enemies
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something you do when you are bored
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Why is your room so messy?
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I saw you on TV
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That is really ugly...
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Keep rolling your eyes...
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What your thinking when your friend doesn't come to school
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A/N:
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haha
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I want a dragon for christmas.
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Thats right b*tches do what they're told!
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*WINS AN OSCAR*
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I'm glad...
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just to see his reaction.
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Post your comments!
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How did Barack propose to Michelle?
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it was just a pigeon and a homeless man...
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OMF!
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Why did the duck go to jail?
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear?
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If you really think about it
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A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car.
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Boy texted his dad saying...
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your at school not jersey shore.
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oooooooooooohhh
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you suck
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lmao
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Nerd and the Bully.
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Has anyone else seen the headlines?
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Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal."
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Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick
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69 chapters
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Nerd: "At least I don't swallow."
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I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY
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One girl was getting raped and she threatened to call the cops
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Girl: What would you do if I was your homework?
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me: my mom one time forgot about me in the grocery store....
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you perv!:P
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Guess the words as fast as you can!
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somebody just let a stank bomb off
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Dirty comeback
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Flintstone.
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Dare!
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Bestfriend.
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you're a shit xD
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we just got back from Narnia!
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like cum on guys...
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bully: I would love to slap you
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Guy: Hey, you have something on your nose.
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Idiot: I'm bringing the sexy back!
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
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XDblahhh
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he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
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Oh GoshXD
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NO HATE OKAY ITS JUST A JOKE!
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singing in the showerXD
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unemployed people
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what do you call a fake noodle?
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Miley Cyrus jokeXD
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I used to go fishing with Skrillex,
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I dropped my burger on the floor.
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No more Harry Potter jokes guys,
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?
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If Apple made a car,
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LOL...
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Two fish are in a tank.
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I'm so doing thisXD
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I found this guy who can juggle
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AWWWWW YEAH
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I walked out like a boss.
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lol
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XD lmfao...
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I am that FABULOUS?
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What do you call a person
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