Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
Wanna workout?
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guy: would you be my pencil?
girl: um i guess, but why?
guy: oh because you are the one who can erase my past and write my future
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Guy: "Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?"
*hands girl box of chocolates*
Girl: "Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?
Guy: "Eat the whole thing - I have plans for you tonight"
AWWWWW YEAH
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I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
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You can be Mcdonalds and i will be Burgerking ill have it my way and you will be lovin it!
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If you were beer, I'd be an alcoholic.
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I'm not photographer, but I can picture me, and you together.
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If you were a transformer, you would be a hottobot and your name would be optimus fine!
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is your name WIFI? Because am feeling a connection
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Stop being rude and start being nude.
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Boy: Hey, can you help me look for something? Something fell.
Girl: Sure, what fell?
Boy: My zipper.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now take your pants off
Or I can do it for you
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Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
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