Me: Hot guy to your right
Bff: saw him faked a sneeze so he'd say god bless you to me, a playa got movessss like Jagger.
Me: DAMN you're good... i'm gonna go trip so he'll ask me if i'm okay. and he touch's me.
Bff: you tripped amazingly!! But omg he sees us texting each other!! He's on to us!! MISSION ABORT!!! MISSION ABORT!!! MISSION ABORT!!! D:
