❝fuck you❞
-❝is that a to do list?❞
in which selene jeffrey gets casted
with her childhood nemesis,
sebastian stan.
[ social media fanfiction ]
[ female oc x sebastian stan ]
[ s: june'19- e: ? ]
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719k likes | 15k comments sebstan: last night <3 feel better selene tagged; selenethequeen
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selenethequeen: were you smelling my hair
unknown: feel better? what happened to her?
chrisevans: i cant believe i was the sober driver again last night
marialodge: i cant believe i left the open bar
lizzieolsen: feel better love! selenethequeen
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twitter
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officialselene: out of the hospital
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imessage DICKHEAD and SELENE
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DICKHEAD hey selene can i bother you for a moment
SELENE im stuck in the hospital with nothing better to do so yes what is it sebastian
DICKHEAD nothing i just wanted to bother you
SELENE how mature im guessing your manager posted the instagram post?
DICKHEAD ding ding ding
SELENE you know i almost died because of your stupid party?
DICKHEAD at least we made some memories
SELENE i almost died
DICKHEAD that was the fondest memory
SELENE watch it, i own sarcasm and didn't give you permission to use it
DICKHEAD cute
SELENE get used to it
DICKHEAD now for the real reason im doing this my friend met you yesterday thinks your cute wants your number tried to convince him you're annoying didn't listen
SELENE who's the friend
DICKHEAD he's an actor like me
SELENE if hes anything like you i dont want him
DICKHEAD his name's jacin wheeler
SELENE waIT IS HE THE CUTE GUY IN THE SUPERNATURAL MOVIE YOURE IN
DICKHEAD nope thats me
SELENE hah funny give him my number and tell him i think hes hot
DICKHEAD why do i always have to be the messanger
SELENE why do i always have to be the pretty one? we all have our thing
