❝fuck you❞
-❝is that a to do list?❞
in which selene jeffrey gets casted
with her childhood nemesis,
sebastian stan.
[ social media fanfiction ]
[ female oc x sebastian stan ]
[ s: june'19- e: ? ]
╓═══════☆═════╖ imessage BEETLEJUICE and SELENE ╙═══════☆═════╜
SELENE shIT ARE YOU UP
BEETLEJUICE it's nine in the morning why are you up
SELENE call me so i look busy pretend to be my boyfriend
BEETLEJUICE dont you have jacin for that?
SELENE hes a little annoyed i was with you yesterday and not him
BEETLEJUICE Oh
SELENE hoLY SHIT HES APPROACHING ME CALL ME YOU DICK
incoming call from: BEETLEJUICE call accepted
"Hey baby!"
"I'm forever holding this against you."
"Aw, i'm fine thanks for asking!"
"Who's the guy you're talking about in the texts?"
"We have to go right now? Holy shit, what do you mean we're late?"
"You sound sleep deprived."
"Alright, i'll leave right now and make no human interactions on the way to the car. Love you Sebastian."
"Yuck."
call ended.
BEETLEJUICE so did it work? delivered 9:02 did you not sleep you sound tired lol not that i care delivered 9:15
SELENE so uh.... it didnt work
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BEETLEJUICE Who's the guy you're avoiding
SELENE my ex boyfriend and well he overheard like i wanted him to. except theres one problem
BEETLEJUICE what is it
SELENE he still approached me and well the worst part....... he works for e-weekly
BEETLEJUICE .... you owe me big time
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twitter
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e_weeklynet: NEW: Selene Jeffrey overheard by trusted source early in the morning in the store, on the phone with Sebastian Stan, ending the call with i love you, babe. Are the on-screen couple dating off-screen too? Their couple costume suggested it! 106k retweets | 219k favourites
—replies
unknown: i'm so confused,,,, didnt they, like..... hate eachother or sumn
unknown2: mYSHIP
unknown3: wE STAN AN UNPROBLEMATIC COUPLE
whosmarialodge: oh man what did i wake up to
↳ whosmarialodge: i say 'oh man' to express disappointment because some men are disappointing
officialselene: do i LOOK like i have low standards
↳ sebastianstan: you wrote this wrong
↳officialselene:
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↳ unknown: oH you're back to hating eachother
╓═══════☆═════╖ imessage BEETLEJUICE and SELENE ╙═══════☆═════╜
SELENE its not my fault
BEETLEJUICE yeah it is
SELENE fine it is sorry?
BEETLEJUICE thats the nicest you've ever been to me
SELENE
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BEETLEJUICE is that a to do list?
SELENE
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