Mercer x Sassy!Reader

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A lovely request by TheSarcasticRed :)

In this I made Mercer kind of like a side-leader.

I walked around in search for a certain Mercer. I finally found him after ten minutes.

"Mercerrrrr~" I tried getting his attention.

"Yes? Wait, why are you so late? The meeting between us was supposed to start ten minutes ago." He asked. I sighed.

"Mercer, you never said anything about 'being on time'. If I'm late, I'm late. If I'm on time, I'm on time. It's how my schedule works." Mercer ignored this, and ran a hand through his silky hair, and sat down, and I sat down also.

"So, Y/n, as you may know, the Thieves Guild isn't doing so hot. Brynjolf already has had at least five breakdowns this week. I want you to be in charge for a while so Brynjolf can take a break." Mercer said. 

"Again? Seriously? Merc, if we're going to have to be successful in business, we need a leader that can actually handle things. Not breakdown." I scoffed. Mercer rolled his eyes at my remark.

"Y/n, I'm not going to judge people for their strengths and weaknesses. " I frowned. I walked to my room, sitting down.

"I'm the new leader...I'm the new leader...whewww....." I took a deep breath, letting it out. I laid my head down on my pillow, falling asleep. I woke up to Mercer shaking me awake.

"Get up, you're the new leader, remember?"

"Hey, I sleep when I want."  I growled. Mercer growled back, taking the covers from me.

"Excuse me?" He said.

"I said, I SLEEP WHEN I WANT!" I jumped onto him, taking my blankets back and laying down.

"Fine, I'll just go get Rune to lead." My eyes shot open.

"You'd get Sandrune to lead instead of a good leader?" I got up, throwing the blankets off me.

"Oh, look who's up. Time to get to work." Mercer left my room, satisfied.

"MERCER! You come back right now!" I yelled. I got up, stretching real quickly, then ran after him.

"How dare you? All I wanted to do was sleep in, and you tricked me." I grumbled. Mercer grabbed me hand, a pink blush on his face.

"Hey, you accepted." He whispered.

"Accepted?! You literally had me go to a meeting and made me be leader. Then meeting over! How can you possibly say that I accepted such thing as a leader of the Thieves Guild so easily!? Mercer, if I EVER get t-" Mercer pecked my lips softy. I froze.

"Finally, you shut up..." He rolled his eyes and continued walking to his desk.

"Mercer, what the heck?" I went back to my room, ignoring Mercer's words.

"Mercer...kissed me. Why. On. Earth." I flopped back, stretching my arms out. Mercer walked in, and smirked at me. I felt a little uncomfortable at his gaze and looked away. Suddenly Mercer pins me down, kissing me. I kissed back, having no control of myself. We stopped kissing a few seconds later.

"M-Merc...Ah..." Mercer started to peck my jaw, surprising me. 

I woke up, Mercer shaking me awake. Wait, what just happened...?

"Morning, you have to work. You are the new boss." He smiled. I held my head in confusion. I looked at my bed.

"Uh, you okay?" Mercer asked. I thought for a second.

"Um...Y...Yeah....be right there...Um...." Mercer looked a little concerned. He looked into my confusion-filled eyes, giving me a weird look.

"What's going on..? You sick? That's alright, I mean, Brynjolf said he's fine toda-"

"I'll meet you out there in a few..." I rushed out. Mercer shook his head. He placed his hand on my forehead.

"Hey, what are you doing? Your hand is stupidly warm." I yelled to the man. He chuckled.

"Okay, you don't have a fever..." he pulled out a light. "Open your mouth." 

"Excuse me? Merc, why are you-"

"Nope, you don't have a sore throat..." 

"You're a sore throat."

"Stand still." He tapped my knees. My legs swung out.

"HeY!"

"Your reflects are super slow, work on that..."

"ARE YOU GIVING ME A FREAKING CHECK UP CAUSE OH BOY I CAN GIVE YOU A CHECK UP IF YA WANT BOY" I yelled at the poor Mercer. Mercer stood up, bringing me up with him.

"Y/n, you don't understand how much I care about you, do you?" Mercer whispered. I looked away and shook my head. His thumb found its way under my chin. He made me look into his orbs full of love.

"I care...SO...So...much... I..." I hugged him, trying to comfort him. He hugged back.

"I love you." I whispered.

"I love you too."


Ahhh...sorry this was a little ..weird? Rushed? Fast? Confusing? Ahhm.... Here, have some Spellbreaker cereal *Hands you all cereal* (You'll get this in my Spellhealer and Spellbreaker story at the very end...XD) ...Anyway....797 words :) Oh and sorry it's a little late, kind of, my internet has been buggy all day, my mouse and keyboard stopped working, I've had exams, but half days. :) Here, have some cute heccin Mercer <3

 :) Here, have some cute heccin Mercer <3

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