Bloody Painter: I feel like you guys are a bit dramatic
BEN drowned: Nobody asked you, HELEN
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Toby, at 3 am: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Jeff, who got stuck sharing a room with this guy: I'm giving you one more change to shut the f♥️ck up-
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Slenderman: What happened?
Toby: All I remember is Jeff saying "I swear it will be funny"
E.J: And then we were all in jail
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Hoodie, having a mental breakdown: We're all gonna die!!
Masky, completely calm: God I hope so
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Toby: Hey Jeff, why don't you have eyebrows?
Jeff: *I n h a l e s* Why can't you feel pain, you pRicK
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Slenderman: What is it that the kids call us?
Jeff: Spooky spaghetti
BEN: Frightening fettuccine
Hoodie: Loathsome linguini
Masky: Lurid lasagna
Toby: P-peculiar p-p-pappardelle!
Laughing Jack: Monstrous mafaldine
Eyeless Jack: Fearful farfalloni
Clockwork: A bunch of impastas
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BEN Drowned: I didn't drink that much
Ticci Toby: You were flirting with me
BEN: So? We're dating!
Toby: You asked me if I was single then cried when I said no
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Jeff: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up, nerd" at the end.
Liu: Yes you can
Jeff: Shut up, nerd
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Toby: I really don't understand how so many of you guys are still single. You're all attractive, and have good taste in music. What more do people want?
Masky: Sanity
Toby, sighing: People are so demanding
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