Avengers Parent Preferences

Dad Jokes They Tell

Steve Rogers
You: can you put the dog out please

Your dad: Huh, I didn't know he was on fire

You: *walks away*

Tony Stark
Your dad: you know I used to hate facial hair

You: really?

You dad: yeah, then it grew on me

You: *face palm*

Thor
Your dad: a blind, bald and near deaf man was struck by lightning. All his conditions were fixed

You: wow, really?

You dad: yeah, he died.

You: *no comment*

Clint Barton
Your dad: have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

You: no,why?

Your dad: you don't know what your missing.

You: I'm going to slap you, Run

Bucky Barnes
Your dad: do you know why birds fly south for winter?

You: yeah why?

Your dad: it's too far to walk. *laughs and then becomes scared* oh shit she's walking over.

Pietro Maximoff
Your dad: I have a fear of speed bumps

You: really?

Your dad: yeah, I'm slowly getting over it

You: *flicks his ear*

T'challa Udaku
Your dad: when is it very bad luck to see a black cat

You: *internally* when it's you. When?

Your dad: when your a mouse

You: I'll be right back with my suit hold still