The Seven Deadly Sins {Ships}

Meliodas x Arthur

Me :

I don't have any words for this.

Arthur :

uhm, I see Sir Meliodas as more of a brotherly figure, not a boyfriendingly figure.. Y'know?

Ban :

No? wtf does that mean dumbass

Jericho :

FUCKING DO A SHIP ABOUT SOMEBODY I KNOW GODDAMIT FUCKING RETARDED PUMPKIN FAT ASS DONKEY LOOKING BITCH

Ban :

Dam Jericho that was kinda hot.

Jericho :

Really?!

Ban :

lol no

Elaine :

-_-

King :

Meliodas has literally been in EVERY single one of these

Gowther :

I think Pumpkin has something to confess, I read her mind and she's been wanting to say something for a while now.

Pumpkin :

fuck u Gowther u emotionless prick

Gowther :

Noted.

Meliodas :

Well since Gowther said something, watcha been wanting to say eh Pumpkin?

Me :

well umm

Ban :

I think I know where this is going

Diane :

OKAY THAT IS IT IF SHE IS IN LOVE WITH THE CAPTAIN I WILL RIP HER HEAD OFF!!

Me :

good luck fat giant lady

Diane :

nice topic change, but no legit what were you gonna say

Me :

EEEEH

Guila :

We all know where this is going Diane.

Jericho :

"oh noo I love Meliodas wah wah"

Meliodas :

WTF NOT ANOTHER CLINGY BITCH

Jericho :

NO I WAS MOCKING WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY I LITERALLY BARELY KNOW YOU SHIT FUCK SHIT

Meliodas :

ohk sweet

Ban :

dammit I thought Jericho was finally off my back.

Jericho :

;c

Elaine :

Ban don't be so rude.

Ban :

Yah yah

Hawk :

weren't we meant to be talking about Meliodas and Arthur

Arthur :

I'd rather hear what Pumpkin has to say.

Me :

Well, since everybody already knows.. I love Meliodas ;c

Meliodas :

ugh

*Elizabeth, Diane, Merlin and Zaneri all sulk together*

Escanor :

Why is lady Merlin sulking?

Merlin :

Because I thought Pumpkin was rather-- hot.

Me :

Merlin? Eh I'm down.

Merlin :

Nice.

*Merlin and Me (Pumpkin) start dating*

Arthur and Escanor :

dammit

King :

Can we move on already, this is boring.

Me :

Why not