The Seven Deadly Sins {Ships}

Ban x Hawk

Me :

This exists?

Hawk & Ban :

WHAT

Meliodas :

That's... beastiality..

Jericho :

SO YOU SHIP HIM WITH A PIG BUT NOT ME?! OH COME ON!!

Elaine :

Stop doing Ban ships :C

Ban :

Elaine chill

Merlin :

This amuses me.

King :

BAN AND HAWK~ BAN AND HAWK~

Ban :

KING AND GOWTHER~ KING AND GOWTHER~

Meliodas :

Can you two stop fighting like fucking 5yr olds

Ban & King :

>:C

Jenna :

Why am I here, honestly

Me :

idk u kinda suck

Jenna :

WHAT

Me :

jk, I'm sure you'll have a ship.. maybe?

Zaneri :

Was my only ship Meliodas?

Me :

idk??

Gilthunder :

I regret this whole thing. 

Margaret :

Same..

Me :

You guys r here? 

Estarossa :

Yes, and so am I.

Meliodas :

WTF WHO INVITED HIM

Elizabeth :

Calm down, he promised to be nice.

Estarossa :

Anything for you, Elizabeth.

*Estarossa move closer to Elizabeth*

Meliodas :

no stop that

*Meliodas hugs elizabeth and gives Estarossa the death stare*

Estarossa :

ugh 

Me :

Jeez I invited so many idiots

Diane :

This is so fun! Thanks for inviting me btw!

Me :

um no probbies?

King :

If Diane's having fun, so am I!

Ban :

that's weird

Gowther :

..

Guila :

..

Jericho :

This is getting boringgg

Me :

Who wants to move on?

Hawk :

YES PLEASE. This is so wrong, I'm already married to scraps anyway.

Merlin :

Oh.