The Seven Deadly Sins {Ships}

Ban x Merlin

Me :

It was very hard to find a picture of you two together -_-

*Meliodas, King and Elizabeth all sit in the corner laughing*

Ban : 

Hey! Knock it off will ya!

*Ban looks at them with the look that says 'imma fucking kill you'

Merlin : 

I didn't get informed I would be in any of these ships.

Ban :

It's worse for me, they're doing all my ships.

Hawk :

Pff, suck it up loser.

Zeldris :

You guys are such idiots. I want to leave. Now.

Me :

no

*Escanor is crying in the corner*

Jericho :

Escanor? Why are you crying?? They're taking my hubby away from me :c

Elaine :

Not your hubby-

Jericho :

Whatever

Escanor :

I'm crying because Lady Merlin is getting shipped with people, the Captain and now Ban.

Me :

woop woop, nobody gives a fuck! woop woop.

Ban :

Eh, Merlin isn't that bad.

Merlin :

Now now, don't get any ideas Ban.

Elaine :

Ban, I'll kill you if you do anything. :3

Hawk :

That is one evil child

Me :

Well hasn't this turned into a mess.

*Meliodas, Elizabeth and King finally stop laughing*

Meliodas :

Ban and Merlin- Ban and Merlin- Ban and Mer-

*Ban kicks Meliodas across the room*

Elizabeth :

Ban! Please be more gentle-

*Elizabeth helps Meliodas cuz she's a good person y'know*

King :

*Whispering* Ban and Merlin- Ban and Merl-

*Ban gives him the death stare*

King :

o.o I'll stop..

Me :

Can we like, take a vote on this cause I'm getting mixed vibes.

Estarossa :

Why am I here?

Me :

Shut up we're taking a vote, EVERYONE has to answer.

Votes:

Meliodas : As a joke, yes. But seriously it's a no.

Elizabeth : Agreed with Sir Meliodas!

Merlin : You honestly expect me to say yes? pitiful.

Escanor : No- I uhm- Lady Merl- Okay I'll stop talking.

Hawk : Heck Yea, this little piggy ships this for days!

Arthur : Oh- uhm, Sorry but I think I'll give this a no.

Ban : It's an obvious no.

King : I would say yes but Ban keeps gibing me the death stare and I'd rather not die.

Diane : Yes! This is cute :3

Gilthunder : Ban, and Merlin. I've never thought of that- I'll give an answer after I've thought for a few days.

Margaret : It's going to be a no, my apologies for anyone who said yes.

Howzer : haha, where's Diane's ships??

Gowther : My opinion on this should have no difference.

Helbram : yes because I can say yes so I'm saying yes.

Elaine : No. no and no.

Jericho : Agreed with Elaine.

Guila : I'll give this a yes, why not.

Zaneri : I don't care, it's whatever.

Jenna : Yes! Ships for everyone!

Estarossa : I don't give any form of a fuck.

Zeldris : 2 + 2 = no fucks given about this ship.

Me :

hmm, I think more people said no- mk.

Meliodas :

So can we move on now? The faster this is over the better.

Me :

whatever dummy