Meliodas x Elaine

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Me :

Ahahaha-- what?


Meliodas :

Um bitch what the fuck are you on


Diane :

Stop doing Meliodas ships; it breaks my heart!

*Diane has a mini cry*


King :

Reason number 1 I don't support this is because Elaine is MY SISTER and Meliodas is PERV. Reason 2 is you're making Diane sad!


Ban :

...

*Ban gives Meliodas the 'Don't You Think About It' eyes.


Meliodas :

Ban chill, I aint tryna steal ya girl.


Elizabeth :

Eheh.. Erh.. Umm.. Is it rude to say I don't support this..?


Elaine :

Not at all, I hate this. A LOT.


Elizabeth :

Okay..


Hawk :

The only reason Elizabeth doesn't support this is because she's jeal--


Elizabeth :

HAWK NO!


Meliodas :

Oh please Elizabeth you tryna act like I don't know

*Meliodas giggles*


*Elizabeths face lights up*


Diane :

HMPH.


Ban :

So Cappy you aint gonna try and get with Elaine?


Meliodas :

no


Elaine :

I wouldn't get with him anyways.


Merlin :

Oh my god this is the most boring shit you all talk way too much.


Escanor :

Agreed.


Gowther :

I find this interaction quite fascinating.


Guila :

Can someone tell me why I'm here exactly.


Jericho :

Same


Me :

You'll be in future ships, just wait.

*I give them the shut the fuck up eye*


Meliodas :

Can we move on now, this isn't even a good ship tbh.


Hawk :

Yeah yeah, whatever Meliodas.


Elaine :

What's that meant to mean pig??


Meliodas :

Who knows with that dumb creature.


Ban :

CAN WE MOVE ON ALREADY!


Me :

K we are, calm your tits.


Ban :

Wh--


Me :

NEXT SHIP!



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