Rose Garden

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A: HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME BACK

Weiss: Oh no

Blake: I've officially given up there's no way to get out of here

A: That's the spirit Blake

Blake: Indeed.

Blake: What's the next ship

A: We i haven't bullied Ruby in a while so it involves her

Ruby: YAY

Yang: If anyone dares to try something with MY little sister I WILL beat them to dust

Weiss: Why do you randomly capitalize words it's weird

Yang: It's for emphasis FUCK OFF

Weiss: I'm surprised you know what that means

A: Ladies.

A: Shut the fuck up.

Ruby: Yeah I wanna know who I'm being shipped with

Blake: Are you hoping for someone

Ruby: No not really, I just like seeing who other people think I'd be compatible with

A: How dreadfully dull

Ruby: That's your opinion, just careful with opinions

A: Don't quote Bo Burnham to me, foolish child

Weiss: That's a weird quote

Yang: How????

Weiss: Well-

A: Don't try to explain we don't have that much time

Blake: You always tell us to hurry up but we don't do anything here except this and it's not like you plan to send us back anytime soon

A: I just don't wanna spend more time with you guys than I have to

Ruby: That's mean

Weiss: Not mean if it's true

A: Thanks Ice Queen

Weiss: HEY

A: "Not mean if it's true" - Weiss Schnee

Weiss: Your insufferable

A: I'm aware.

A: CAN WE GET TO THE SHIP NOW PLEASE

Blake: We can

Blake: If you'd

Blake: Stop

Blake: Yelling

A: I'll never stop, but I'm in charge here so ha

Blake: *insanely long sigh*

Weiss: Mood

A: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that

A: I was going to have a special guest but he's too much of a bumpkin and doesn't have the tech to get here so we'll do without

Yang: Wtf does that even mean

Blake: It means they're too lazy to write in another character

A: Blake can you not expose my ass like that

Blake: Sorry not sorry

A: TO STOP BLAKE FROM ROASTING ME MORE HERE'S THE NEXT SHIP

ROSEGARDEN

Yang: Ew Oscar? You're too good for him Ruby

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Yang: Ew Oscar? You're too good for him Ruby

Blake: I mean it's kinda cute

Ruby: Really? People ship me with him? I barely know him, plus he's only 14

A: Yeah but how old are you

Ruby: I'm not at liberty to say

A: Whatever you're either 15 or 16 so it's not weird

Weiss: Yeah but Ozpin is in his head, isn't that kind of like shipping her with Ozpin

A: NO

A: I actually like this ship and I'm kinda surprised you guys don't

Blake: I do, sorta

Yang: He's just not good enough okay he's a dork

Weiss: And Ruby's not?

Yang: True

Ruby: Hey! I am right here!

A: Here's more because it's cute

Yang: No one asked for more

A: Look at my face and ask me if I care

Weiss: Oscar is no way confident enough do to that

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Weiss: Oscar is no way confident enough do to that

Blake: True

Weiss: Honestly, even if they liked each other, which I'm pretty sure they don't, both are two awkward to ask the other out.

Ruby: How do you know I don't

A: Yeah Weiss

Weiss: Well do you

Ruby: Uhm it's uh complicated?

Weiss: See, she doesn't but she also doesn't want me to be right

Ruby: THAT'S NOT TRUE

Blake: So you do like him?

Ruby: I don't know, it's confusing

Yang: Lay off her guys

A: Aww Yang's being soft

Yang: I AM NOT

Blake: You are

A: That's it for this episode of RWBY REACTS come back next time

AN: Hey guys, sorry for not uploading anything for a while, I was on vacation and didn't have time, then I was on vacation and didn't have service. No excuses though, I'll try to update more. Also I just wanted y'all to know that I do see everyone's requests and I am working on those, please request stuff, it makes my job easier. Thanks for reading, ciao for now
-Trash

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