Oh no.
Basically in each chapter Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang and sometimes others react to the ships the fandom has conjured up. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ART USED IN THIS ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ARTISTS
#4 in whiterose
T: Won't have much figuring out to do after this one
Blake: That didn't sound promising
T: Before this starts I just want to say that I'm sorry and I'm only doing this because someone has to
Ruby: Somebody's gotta do it...
Yang: So it might as well be me
T: If anyone can guess what that's from you get a cookie
Ruby: OH I KNOW CAN I GET A COOKIE
T: No
Ruby: Pleeeeaaaassseeeee
T: Nope
Ruby: Pretty please
T: Nein
Ruby: Pretty please with a cherry on top
T: Jokes on you, cherries are gross
Ruby: Pretty please with an M116 on top
T: Fine
Ruby: YAY
Weiss: Finally it's over jeez
Blake: Can we get this over with
T: Once more, I'm sorry
T: The next ship is......
Tauradonna.
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Ruby: What
Weiss: The
Yang: Fuck
Blake:...
T: Blake I'm-
Blake: Why would you do something like this
Blake: You knew all the pain that this would bring back and you did it anyway
Blake: All for this stupid fucking game
Blake: I'm not playing anymore
T: Blake listen to me!
Yang: Leave it. I'll go after her
Ruby: Trash...I'm disappointed, I thought you were kinda becoming our friend
Ruby: Guess not
Weiss: And then there were two
T: Aren't you gonna stomp off too
Weiss: Contrary to popular belief I'm not one for making snap judgments
Weiss: So I'll let you explain yourself
T: OK well I started this whole thing to get all of your honest opinions of all the ships made about you guys or your friends. The goal was to cover ALL of the ships so there would be something for everyone, even if I don't agree with it.
Weiss: While that doesn't excuse this I believe you didn't mean any harm
T: Really?
Weiss: Really.
Yang: Trash you have a lot of explaining to do before I beat you into a brick and throw you into a lava pit
Blake: Yang, that's a little extreme
Yang: They brought up him, they deserve it
Blake: We need to let go, Yang, that's the only way to truly heal
Yang: How can you be so calm after all the shit he put you through
Blake: Because I understand that he was sick and messed up and he isn't worth my time anymore
Blake: I'm done with him
Blake: And Trash I saw what you said to Weiss and I understand wanting to be inclusive but you're on thin fucking ice you little shit nugget
T: Understandable
T: Goodbye everyone, join us next time for a way better ship
AN: Damn this story for making me look up Tauradonna fanart. Also; I'm putting this story on hold for a while to work on other things, I currently have 5 things I'm working on plus school and it's getting high-key stressful. This won't be forever maybe just a couple months. In the meantime, Happy Spooktober, eat your water and drink your vegetables. Ciao for now -Trash ☆
