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Here we are .. updating after 40 years what's good :D

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Jimin :
I demand another date

Yoongi:
I demand a refund

Yoongi:
I spent so much on this date. Aka my energy.

Yoongi:
And it never happened

Jimin :
So u agree it was a date 👀

Jimin :
Sometimes i amaze myself

Jimin :
With how tricky i am

Yoongi:
No..i called it a date cuz we set a certain date and time for the meeting..

Yoongi:
ANYWAY THATS NOT THE POINT.

Jimin :
Awwwww you screamed in a text

Jimin :
That's a first

Jimin :
Ughhh i amazed myself again

Yoongi:
Thats the only time and place ill scream. Unlike you

Jimin :
Well yeah i do scream alot but it depends on the situation am in

Yoongi:
U scream in all situations

Yoongi:
While freaking out, while singing, dancing, getting a blow job, getting roasted by me

Jimin :
U didn't say from whom am getting the bj 👀 is it u too ?

Yoongi:
No. From ur self. Cuz idk who would be willing to suck ur tiny chilli pepper

Jimin :
Okay that statement is not true

Jimin :
Who tf told u

Jimin :
Istg if it's jk


Yoongi :
My genius brain

Jimin :
Oh yeah i forgot u check me out

Yoongi:
I dont need to check u out to notice u have the crotch of a woman but okay

Jimin :
Well i definitely checked u out and we seem abt the same size

Yoongi:
Haha my sweatpants r doing a great job at hiding my monster

Jimin :
Who tf call their thing a monster anymore..

Yoongi:
I do. Got a problem? .-.

Jimin :
Anyway when's the next date

Yoongi:
That was a one time thing

Jimin :
HELL NO

Jimin :
MIN YOONGI MAN TF UP

Jimin :
U MUST TAKE ME ON A DATE

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