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xxx-xxx-xxxx:
Hello! I'm just checking on Tessa. My cupcake is very important to me, please make sure she gets her meds. She also gets taken out at least once every two hours and sometimes she gets chilly so I left a sweater on the couch.

me:
I would love to make sure Tessa is alright, but unfortunately I don't have her?

xxx-xxx-xxxx
I'm sorry. YOU LOST MY DOG? Please answer my calls, I've ran you four times already.

me:
Well I'm not answering a random number, sorry pal.

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Random? This is Tom Holland. You're watching my dog, Tessa, this weekend!

me:
Huh. Tom Holland - Why does that name sound so familiar? And again, dude I'm not watching your dog.

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Uh Tom Holland, like Spider-Man. And so this isn't the girl who is watching my dog?

me:
have we really not establish that? and huh, I highly doubt that - I feel a movie star would be a tad more responsible.

xxx-xxx-xxxx
I believe I should be offended, but I'm honestly not. Have a good night. I'm sorry for troubling you.

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